By the middle of this century.

use it on the chick with the "I Heart Nerds" t-shirt, and it'll still go over well.

 

OMG!... I'm now almost making a topic for:
"The greatest Nerd Pick-up lines."
So I can copy-paste them from another forum ....

They're the greatest sometimes :

"Say baby... are we... compatible?"

"You play virus... I'll be norton "

 

Do you know it certainly ?

 

It means anything, but it's concerned to be "cool". Does it matter if you are Untrained or 10level Paladin ?

 

I do for sure. Just like youre either stupid or not stupid. Or either Expert or not Expert.

 

I meant did she know certainly who I am (Expert - not Expert; sexy - not sexy etc.)

 

The only retards are the Democrat senators calling for immediate withdrawal from Iraq. They want to surrender so they can say, "Hey look, we lost this war that Bush took us into!" and they want to do it right away so we don't have time to finish the job and leave an independant democratic nation with the means to defend itself, because that would mean we had succeeded in what we have been working towards, and that would mean that Bush had succeeded, and that would not bode well for the Democrats, politically speaking. They don't care about the troops, and they sure don't care about the Iraqi people. All they care about is the 2008 election.

Oh, and Russia sucks.

 

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Yes. Thanks to stupid president and parliament... This is why I would emigrate

 

hehe. Who is the bigger retards? The ones that understand that a prolonged war might lead to a crisis for their nation, or the ones that trust in a lying bastard that lied to them about the reason for going into war in the first place?

Do not get me wrong, I agree that the united states should see the thing through until the end because as things are now, we might end upp with another iran on our hands.

 

You know what really pisses me off? So many people think America are the bad guys (except the Americans of course) and Iraq are these innocent people. I do agree that the bombing of the millions of innocent Iraqis just to kill one person is wrong, but I think America are really the good guys (and I don't even like America). I think the Al Qaeuda (don't ask me how to spell that) are the bad guys.

Oh, and another thing, Saddam Hossein was really a dumbass and that's why they caught him, but Ossama Bin Laden is actually really a genius and that's why they never really caught him (even though they pretend they did).

 

I kinda feel sorry for Saddam.

*runs away*

 

Actually, we're still searching for him, but they'ren't saying anything about him because they've no new news, and what information they do've they've to keep quiet for the sake of actually *accomplishing* something

 

What did Saddam Husein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had Kurds in their way.

Saddam is indeed a dumbass, but a dumbass who used chemical weapons on his own subjects and would have nuked America if he could have. Would you have felt sorry for Hitler if he had lived to stand trial? Saddam is no better than Hitler was, just not as smart.

And as for Ossama, I think if I had the resources he does, I could probably avoid being captured too. He has allies in several countries, and people are probably afraid to sell him out because they might meet an untimely end.

 

yeah and we all know who sold him those weapons right?

Link or STFU. If saddam would have had nuclear weapons, I doubt he would have used them in any other way than as a mean to secure himself against new attacks from the US. Come on the only thing that greasy bastard wanted to was to sit in one of his palaces and grow a mustache. Everyone knows that anyone that nukes the US will find themselves somewhere between jupiter and mars within minutes. Do you really think a coward like him would have dared to use nukes against the US and give the US an exuse to bomb him to smitherens? Think logical.

Hitler was a fucking moron, the only thing he was good at was to hold speaches and grow a mustache. If it was not for his innept military leadership germany could have held on for much longer, or avoided war altogether.

 

I kinda feel sorry for him too. Probably because he seems the lesser of two evils.

 

Why USA think it's righteous in any way ? Saddam had no nuke weapon - specialists didn't found any, but UN is a pet of USA and cannot make anything against USA. And why USA build CIA jails for so-called "terrorists" in Eastern Europe? And why USA complain about alliance between Russia and Uzbekistan, and Russia didn't complain about desires of USA to build rocket bases in Poland for "defence against East". Defense against Middle East in Poland ? USA militaries are either most stupid geographers in world or the most fucken bastards ? And why USA think they have any rights to "demilitirize" any country to bomb it then? Nuclear weapons ! Chamicals ! Demilitarization ! HA-HA-HA :/ :/ ... the fucken World Policeman...
And Russia is stupid, because allow USA make such things near russian borders in Poland. Surely, USSR would have fucked USA in ass if they have made anything like that... even Russia now can destroy USA with not sold/stolen/demilitariezed nuke rockets from USSR. And with hurricane weapon left by USSR that's not far from my city. And if Russia would unite with all countries with some nuke weapons .... :lol: :lol: :lol:
But that's impossible cause of stupidness of Putin and his administration.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that sometime in the not-too-distant future, China is going to invade Israel. It's just a theory and don't expect me to explain it, but if you surf the web long enough, you may be able to put the pieces together. But probably not.

 

China will invade Israel, Tajikistan will invade Britain, and Kenya will invade India :lol: :lol: :lol: And if seriously, soon, in nearest 50-100 years, China will invade Russia to lacate its 1500000. Now in Russia there're about 2000000 of Chinese working on worse jobs that can be expected