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Hah. Well I don't regularly eat pies at school but when I do I only take "the great Australian stuff" and I haven't really had too many hard bits. Besides I'm more pre-occupied with making the shape of Australia with sauce on the pie, then putting on the Indonesian islands and turning the pie upside down and shouting, "Fuck the asians are coming!"

 

you're stupid.

 

We only have ham and cheese pies at school, though you can buy food outside.

 

Ham and cheese? HAM AND CHEESE? What a travesty! It's an insult to pie producers and connoisseurs everywhere. Ham and cheese is a poofs pie. Even Ben Elton knew that way back when he wrote "Stark".

 

Calzones kick ass on any other meat pie. Which is to be expected, because Italian cuisine kicks ass on anything.

 

That reminds me. The government has decided that too many of our kiddleywinks are tubs of lard so they've stopped schools selling 'fatty' foods like coke. Damn fat kids who have no metabolisms.

 

maybe they should forget about banning good, greasy food, and make those fat little bastards exercise. i ate school lunch my entire childhood, and the only time i've been overweight is during my recent pregnancy... and then i was supposed to be overweight.

 

Yes... Calzones... I could use a nice big one...

Thanks for this wonderful and enlightening comment, dipshit. - Jar

 

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