Bush trimming

What? It's not my fault it feels good

 

rubbers suck.

 

You need a pencil to justify a rubber...

 

I prefer rulers for longer reach myself. Besides pencils can damage soft, tender flesh

 

Whoa, somebody explain. What do you mean by a rubber, a prophylactic, or something up in your shirt, inconspicous-like?

Oh, and yeah, I almost orgasmed once, by getting my Nip-lays rubbed.

 

Dude, the nipples are a bonafide erogenous zone. Especially for women. Ask my ex-girlfriend.

 

In Australia rubber means eraser. I found this out the hard way when I went to an American school .

 

Ah so. Me unnerstand. I can imagine the look of shock when you asked to hold someone's rubber.

 

better yet if he asked to borrow one... "i'll give it right back, i swear!"

 

Well, we call condoms, balloons or sheaths. Then again, 90% of the Panamanian male population doesn't wear condoms...and yes, I have been guilty of that a few times.

 

HAY GUYS I HAVE THE SEX!

 

Well, that's it. If Snow's lost her virginity, then I have nothing to live for.



Of course I'm joking fuckwits.

 

Do you have a timebomb strapped on you and is it rigged to explode if her hymen breaks? Speaking of fleshy, bleeding things, I just found out that people actually have surgery to RESTORE their hymens? Do they actually enjoy the ripping and possible hemorrhaging? (?)

 

Reminds me of when I discovered that in several Slavic languages "preservatives" refer not to the stuff that makes food last longer, but to condoms. The look of shock on my Polish boyfriend's face as I spoke of preservatives in the food was priceless.

I think it might be French in origin, actually....

 

Why would he be shocked? I'm sure he would never assume Americans put condoms in their food.

 

You're sure of far too much.

 

you can't hemorrhage from the hymen breaking. unless you use a power drill, or something, but then it has less to do with the hymen and more to do with massive damage to the surrounding flesh.

 

Almost unrelated, but have you ever eaten a low quality meat pie to find it loaded with tendons and gristle?

 

Yeah, gristle's not good to be chewing on..... we are talking about pie's right?.

 

Yeah. I stopped eating the pies at school once I realised that I was getting, on average, a couple of pieces of tendon and more than a few pieces of gristle. If I was lucky I'd actually get some meat in there with the gravy as well.