Bush trimming

GO FIGURE MY FINGER UP YOUR ASS!! I don't know, seriously, I don't. I just felt the urge to do that. My doing this also proves the point that this thread has no topic, and should be removed in a very real, and legally binding way.

 

You are so fucking stupid sometimes Matt. Seriously. You dare rip off a Monty Python line, and then you don't even use it well? For shame! Your comments preceding it were also pretty damn moronic. I'm amazed you ever learnt to read and write.

 

That was a Monty Python line? crap, I don't know I just had an urge to say that, and since I was on the phone with my girlfriend, and didn't want to offend her I figured I'd say it to you. OH! I thought you meant the "GO FIGURE" was a Monty Python line... lol. Well, I figured that was pretty good use of a Monty Python line.... I dunno, I just can't figure out what the point of this thread is, and desired to show that by making an absolutely pointless post. I learned to read and write at a very young age, thank you very much. If you want to debate my ability to read and write with me, I'm almost always online.... unless my girl or my friends are actually able to do something, in which case I'm out doing something.

 

You didn't even know it was a Monty Python line, let alone the way it was used. How the fuck can you make a statement like that?

Oh, so you admit to spamming now do you? Could be grounds for a banning in this day and age...

 

did you take a stupid pill, or something, Matt? you're acting like a fucktard. cut it out, ya fuckernuttin' poser.

 

He's just got the urge to let everyone know he's got a cheerleader for a girlfriend. There's nothing wrong with that aslong as you ignore him if your not interested.

P.S. Australia is a hole because we have no cheerleaders.

 

Dude, an Aussie cheerleader just won Miss Universe. What the fuck are you on about? Don't you watch the NRL?

 

That's a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I misunderstood what you were saying, I thought you were talking about the "Go figure my finger up your ass" part. It's from the part where the Swamp-king is talking about the daughter he had just 'acquired' after her father 'suddenly' died.

 

Hey, maybe some day you could also read my sig and realise I have the exact fucking lines in there, dipshit.

 

No, I don't watch the NRL and becuase rugby isn't big in Victoria we don't get any cheerleaders. But what I meant was the whole culture of having a school cheerleading squad. But no, the closest I'm going to get to one is screwing the lions mascott.

 

Why the Lions mascot? Why not any other mascot? Is it because I support the Lions? Is it because they've won the premiership for the past 3 years?

Ah, fair enough, I'm with you now.

 

A little from column A, a little from column B. I just like animals and I can't really screw a plane. Though I would if I could because all Essendon supporters must fucking hang.

 

Merda, but this topic has wandered far from her brilliant inception. She's also been raped a few times, but that's my fault, because I left her by the wayside like that. I just trimmed my pubes today. Yeah, I'm back.

 

I didn't even notice you'd gone . Also, way too much information.

 

Well fuck you for caring, Mr. Frosty Box.

 

I knew they were in there, that's what inspired me to use them. Oh, and he's Mr. Frosty CEREAL Box to you Siggy. Yea, this topic got a couple fingers in every hole that could be reached... including those which aren't possible of causing physical pleasure.

 

Someone finger fucked you in the ear Matt?

 

probably not. the ear is capable of feeling pleasure... maybe he got nose fucked?

 

We got a new craze going round our school. You get a rubber and rub gently up and down on your nipples till orgasm...

 

umm... Sea Dog?