Bush trimming

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How do you trim the bush?

  1. Not at all.

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  2. Landing strip.

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  3. Hitler moustache.

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  4. Just a quick trim, no shaving.

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  5. Bald as Patrick Stewart.

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  6. Shapes...like hearts, circles, squares....and squirrels. Etch-A-Sketch on your bush.

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  7. I don't shave my pubes, because I weave them into a protective barrier for my penis.

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  1. Sleek_Jeek

    Sleek_Jeek New Member

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    We've got this big pile of shit (not literally, it's like garden remains) in our backyard, and my step-mom wanted it removed, so I told her to go inside, fix herself lunch, watch tv, come back out in a good 30-45 minutes, and it would be gone... well, after she walked outta sight, I went into our shed, grabbed a 5 gallon bucket of kerosene, and emptied it on to the pile... I then sprayed on lighter fluid, and a touch of gasoline... and then lit it by throwing a lighter on. :D DAMN fun time. :D
     
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    You missed the good part about how pissed off your setp-mum was.
     
  4. Jarinor

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    Or how the local council kicked down your front door for an illegal burn off.

    Go to www.dansdata.com and have a look for his page on sparkler bombs. I haven't tried them out myself, but they sound promising.
     
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    Someone from my school has a site and forum dedicated to pyrotchnics I went on there, and threatened to hack them. Thay changed my password, but all I had to do was use the password recovery system, and boast of my hacking skils(I don't have any)
     
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    I think you're forgetting how much teenagers act on impulse rosie - although, seeing as you've spent the last year or so dealing with one of Fish's, maybe not...
     
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    I'll believe a woman went out and seduced a guy looking to get pregnant (on impulse no less!) when I end up in Fish's position - 19, married, and with a child. Seeing as I'm not 19, this looks like it isn't going to be happening unless time reverses.
     
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    Am I the only one that reads this as a little odd?
     
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    Whohohoh use your minds fothermuckers.
    hey jar congrats when did you become old? Happy birthday to you di forbaina ku.

    20 years, that is boose age.
     
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    xento and matt, that's because you guys possess lower level intellects. It is entirely possible that a woman seduced a guy just for sex, and not to get pregnant (adults like to do that from time to time, just so you know), but I doubt someone rosie's age went out looking to get pregnant, and not just have sex. I specifically doubt rosie doing that, which is why I said that I believed it was Fish who did the seducing, and rosie who happened to end up pregnant.

    I also mentioned impulse, and that's what rosie could have been denying, but on the chance that it wasn't, I clarified my point.
     
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    I think they misundertsood it as "a guy who wanted to beome pregnatnt"
     
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    I didn't misunderstand it, but that's the way it sounds, due to how Jar put it.
     
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    too bad for Jar, he's wrong. Fish was perfectly happy playing something on the PS2... i interrupted him cuz i was bored.
     
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    Ah...well, if Fish still managed to play the PS2 AND impregnate you, that would be a worthy achievement.
     
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    I bet I could do that. Just keep your hands free and keep an eye on the screen.
     
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    It would be a worthy achievement because he'd have picked up a chick who was willing to put herself second, no matter what she was doing. But also because he was able to concentrate on two things at once.
     
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