Bush trimming

Why don´t try the great shoting-a-rodent-out-of-a-tube-that-is-stuck-in-your-arse-by-igniting-your-bowelgasses method. It has worked before.

 

Stereotypes are scary, when I was going by bus from Stockholm to Skövde some months ago there was this goth/something kid sitting in front of me. he was pretty young, and had a black suit and looked depressed. And all the time I was awake I was certain that he was a suicide bomber, and was going to blow up the bus.

 

30 Molar Hydrochloric Acid is a great hair remover. It just takes it right away.
Afterwards, just dump some 30 molar Sodium Hydroxide on it, and it neutralizes right out.

Welding torches make great hair removers.

Another good way is to get a power cord, cut it open so you have two exposed ends and just run 120 or 220 Volts through it. Hair is gone.

 

Hey try duct tape when removing the hairs growing on your nuts, just twirl the tape around your balls attach the tape to something and then jump the five meter into a svimming pool. Removes all hairs, and you will not notice the itching.

 

Uh...Wolf? Nobody said anything about Italians being tough. We are, but that wasn't the point. Hairy was the topic, not tough. Hairy. Not tough.
Sea Dog, I thought wog usually referred to Greeks? There are alot of those greasy bastards in Australia, right?

 

Pretty much anyone of Mediterranean descent actually...

You also won't have any BALLS left.

Now, it could just be me, but wouldn't you also need to splash some water on the area to get the acid going? If memory serves, that's why they always told us at school not to wash acid off our hands with water - the moisture content of our skin isn't enough to really cause serious damage except over a long period of time.

I also don't know that Sodium Hydroxide is as strong as Hydrochloric Acid, therefore your 30 M dose of it may be too much, or too little, which is just as bad .

 

Wogs are anyone of mediterranean origan, so you're a wog. Sometimes I've even heard some western europeans called wogs but that was just funny.

There are alot of greasy bastards here in australia, we set aside some suburbs for them but now we usually call it "the Ghetto". After WWII alot of, particularly italian and greek immigrants came to Australia. There were some huge problems of race and people started calling them wogs and the name stuck.

 

I believe wog might stand for western orientated gentleman. The Turkish are also considered wogs, though the Greek are the mot woggish

 

30 M HCl would have to be either in water or in a gas. Otherwise it wouldn't be considered 30 M. or be doing something funky with it in a gas. So the neccessary water is allready there.
NaOH has basically the same strength, but even if you somhow managed to get it to cancel out, the reaction is fairly violently exothermic.

Oh, and if you weren't allowed to wash it off with water, you were either using some odd solid acid or your teacher wanted you to get burned. You wash acids off with water. Or, if you're using a really strong acid, there are some very weak bases that work well in neutralizing, like baking soda.

 

Admittedly my memory is a little flakey of this time period. On the other hand, I DEFINITELY remember being told that washing some blue copper compound (the one that they use in all those crystal growing competitions) with water was an incredibly bad idea, so maybe that's where I got it from.

 

Well atleast you wont be bothered by itching, and the is the point right?

Is it not so that if you mix water with acid it goes boom?

 

That was one of the first things I did after Boot Camp. I just get a pair of surgical scissors and trim it down to a good size. But be careful when putting anything sharp near your junk, I've cut myself once or twice and the experience wasn't pleasant.

 

Well, I'd like to know how they dilute acid with water and fail to blow shit up then if that were true. What DOES go boom when you mix it with water is the leftmost column of the periodic table - anything ending with -ium I believe. Lithium, Sodium, Potassium, Caesium, Francium (maybe the last two are switched around) is the order - the further along the list, the more volatile. I saw a warning sign once somewhere "In case of sodium spillage, do not contain with water" and laughed my arse off. Caesium and Francium are really hard to obtain though, but they are incredibly volatile if you manage to mix them with water.

 

Towards the topic of this thread I only have one word… Aftershave.

 

Get calcium when it's solid. That stuff rocks and all you need to is shack it up to get it to mix with oxygen. Me and my friend stuck sodium and magnesium in our molotv cocktails. It was like fireworks 10 feet away from us.

 

Where the fuck did you get enough sodium and magnesium to burn for longer than a second or two in a molotov cocktail?

 

It wouldn't be a secret if I told you. It did take ages to get it though but boy, was it worth it!

 

That's incredibly awesome that you were able to make a flash bomb like that. When finals week is over and I go home this weekend, I'm going to start screwing around with explosives again. And shooting my shotguns.