Brothas in da Hood

A role-playing adventure inspired by the thread
http://www.terra-arcanum.com/phpBB/view ... 2&forum=10

(Anyone is welcome to join. Please note, if anyone is offended by this thread, I will have it removed.)

Like yo, me name's Oaken Woodhead and me's an Orc yaz hear? Well, one day, me an me fellow Orc home boys was cruisin' da streets of Tarant an' dis be wat happen to us....

Me an' me fellow Orcish homes was crusin' round Tarant when we waz set upon by some guards. It waz unprovoked ya kno' wat I'm sayin? Me and me homes was just standin' there, mindin' our own bizness when da guards come and say

"Oi! Youz home boys! Don't be doin' dat!"

Me an me homes wasn't doin' nuthin. We waz jus' standin' there helpin' some little old gnomish lady wit her t'ings. Well, okay, so we waz nickin' her stuff... But it ain't rite that dem Guards just come and mess with us an' all? Ya kno' wat I'm sayin?

Well... Me an' me homes didn't kno' wat ta do, se we high-tailed it outta there and ran into an inn. Damn, inns sure are full-a weird kinds a people. Anyways, me an me homes just when to da bar and gots us a drinks. It was some pretty good stuff man! Me an' me homes decided to stay low for a little bit... Make sure dem guards wazn' still lookin' fer us, like you know wat I'm sayin'?

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Like yo, me an' me homes waz jus' in the inn havin' a drink when some elven dude like yelled at me an' me homes wit somethin' like

"Wat you dumb homes be doin' in here?"

Well, me homes didn' kno' this dude so we was like who are you an all. Well he waz like he's an elf an stuff an said he'z good wit da bow and sworsd an' stuff. Well, me an' me homes could use a bit-a help from a dude who know's his stuff, like yo yo, you kno' wat I'm sayin'? So we's asked this brotha if'n he wanted to join me an' me homes.

"So like, yo, elf dude, like man, you wanna come with us an me homes? Be wunna the home-boys? Like yo yo, it'd be good you know wat I'm sayin'? You me an me homes heer coould do some funky stuff like you know? Koz at the moment, we'z jus' be hidin' from da dumb guards outside. We reckons, dat with yoz help me an' me home boys here could waste dem muthas. Like yo yo, what ya reckon dude? Me an' me homes wan' ya to join with us, like yo yo, you know what I'm sayin'? Togeffa, you, me an me homes here could whup some ass!! What ya reckon? Like yo yo, ya wanna join with us homes?"

 

Well, meself, Oaken Woodhead an' me homes, well, we waz insulted by wats this non-cool homes waz sayin'. He waz like,

"Yo, yo, home-boys, like, you suck dudes."

Well, that waz it! Me an' me homes waz gonna get narsty on his ass! Me an' me homes! We waz gonna take dis mutha down! We waz gonna use him as a doosh bag! Den he's goze and talks to some utha mutha heer in da Inn, like, dis dude was cool man! Like yo yo, you know what I'm sayin'?

Well, me an me homes thought dis funky monkey coold help me an me homes beat dis dosh bag up! So we asks him,

"So yo, yooz who spat at dat un-home boy dere! Like yo, wat's say youz an' me homes heer get down on his ass huh? We could, like, yo yo, slap him 'round an' stuff, hey home boy? Whatcha reckon huh?"

 

Well.. Dis homes, he waz all riled up an' stuff an' he just threw wun a his sords at us. Well, me an me homes wasn' gunna take no dissi' from some dude, so we waz like 'Lay it on us bro! You ain't gonne gets us!' So we'z all drew out our weepons and attacked...

"Let's throw down skag!!"

 

Well, me an' me homes waz about to throw down wit dis skag an' stuff, when some bitch walzed in an' she was all like 'So, you homes wit me?'. She waz askin' da homes dat me an me home-boys waz gonna get down an' funky with. Well, I az all riled up an' all so I liyke spat at this bitch and said,

"Like yo bitch, we throwing down here! We gettin' redee to rumble! You gonna jus' interrupt us an' all or what? Koz me an me homes, we waz insulte by dis homes an we not liken it, so we'z gotta teach him a lesson, like yo, yo, ya kno' wat I'm sayin'?"

[OOC]For reference, we're in a bar in The Boil in Tarant. Ummm... Can't remember what the name is, it's that one up north. You know, there's the boil, and there's the dude and his gang down south, and the other dude and his gang are up north. Well, we're in the bar up north, just near the entrance. I think that makes sense, I would draw a map.... But that's just getting too extreme :smile: [/OOC]

 

Well... Me an me homes was like, yo yo, shit's goin' down heer. Well, den some big ogre dude came out and wanted us to chill, so we's was liyke, well, hey man. Yeah. So we'z decided to leeve dis place and hed out somewhere else. We left da bar and went outside. We'z noticed dere waz no guards around so we'z left.

 

R.I.P. I do believe this thread has died.... :sad: We need a dead thread picture.. Kind of like a gravestone from Arcanum that we can put at the end of a thread when a thread dies....