Breaking news; the tea party is retarded

I was going to commend you for your "Atheist-Agnostic" trolling until I scrolled up to this. It was cooler when you were just being incorrect about what the terms "Agnostic" and "Atheism" mean, because defining religion is abstract and acaemically difficult to pin down. Here you're just transferring to a new argument. Saying that Creationism and Evolution don't have to be mutually exclusive is not the same as saying that God existing and God not existing aren't. You've basically committed the equivalent act of bursting into an office where people are discussing finance and saying "YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT HARD ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR PRODUCT BECAUSE I LOVE BEANS UMMAGUHUMMAGUH" while drooling on the floor.

Troll fail. Two bridges out of Five.

 

What could I be compensating for by being too lazy to edit out parts of my signature?
Everyone knows having an inflated post count means you have a big penis. Having a messy sig just means I have a smart phone with an esoteric manual and I'm stubborn enough to come here on it.
EDIT;
Just found out I can't make changes to my sig. I'll try logging in later to fix it.

 

Explain this.

And this.

 

Reminds me of a christmas pamphlet at my mum's church...

"Of all the planets in the universe, G0d chose ours on which to become human."

That was the last time I consented to numb my IQ for the sake of seratonin sing-songs.

Nonetheless, me and all my hippy friends agree: Everyone's right, man. Or wait, everyone's wrong but we're all on to something, or at least on something. :hippy:

 

For one, being twice as long as men who average less than four inches is not special. I can list 8 guys I actually know with girls vouching for their huge wangs, and that beats the national average if every other guy I'm aware of doesn't have a torpedo. One guy nearly brings it to eleven. It's pretty much expected that a big guy will probably take his size for granted and never learn to actually screw.
For another, Xiao may very well have a big dick - that she keeps in the closet.
For one more, every thousand posts adds ten centimeters to your manhood. It's science, and I learned it here.

 

Since the rest of your post is mainly "Waaah, I think you're wrong but I can't explain why", I'll respond to this part. Creationism and Evolution do have to be mutually exclusive, because the only way you can make them compatible is by saying that Evolution is 100% correct, but that God tweaks things at the molecular level in a way that is indistinguishable from random chance. And that is equivalent to the theory that God doesn't exist. Q. E. motherfucking-D, bitch.

 

Is it a continuous or a step change?

 

I just checked my pants, and the evidence seems to match with "continuous".

Oh, and I'd like to remind everyone that I have an additional 250 posts under other incarnations of Smuel, before you all start feeling too sorry for me.

 

I see. With three feet to begin with it's hard to notice a one centimeter difference either way, hence my question.

 

Based upon feedback from the prostitutes I rented him, that's some very condensed matter.

 

What's his penis level?

It's over 9000!!!

 

How long has it been since all the ladies left this board? Perhaps a little longer than Drog's PENIS?

 

This forum has, rather unfortunately, become a sausage fest. Actual sausage fests I'm cool with, because I like meat biproducts shoved into intestines. However, we need gender diversity.

 

Indeed. How could there be any white-knighting drama otherwise?

 

There can still be white-knighting, it just gets really gay. As Zanza asked once before, "which one of you is the white knight and which of you is the damsel?"

 

True dat.

 

What is life, other than a complex chemical reaction?

 

And JustAFishInAJar!