Dear sirs, ladies and other worldy scum, I am currently writing a book on the Dragon. Having fought the occasional dragon myself (although the last one was some time ago) I was interested in any stories or experiences that you yourselves have had regarding these dangerous and fearsome beasts. Any interesting stories that I find amusing and/or entertaining wil be incorporated in to my writings.
hahahahaha OUCH hahahahaha.... you know Ferry... I kinda made myself lauch because of my band camp referance... hahahaha. Now that Was kind of funny don't you think... Ferry....????? -notices Ferret leave with a sigh-
Hearken all unto my tale! It began on a cold November morning...that whore from the night before was hogging the bed sheets and I was mighty cold. I also had a hangover - I'd needed a lot of drinks to convince myself that not only was the whore good looking it was also a good idea to pay for her 'services'... At any rate, I got up to put some logs on the fire, when I realised there was no fireplace. That surprised me. I was no longer sure this was the right tavern. I was pretty damn sure I had a fireplace last night when she tossed my clothes in them. I had no clothes, no fireplace and, I just realised, no money. The day was getting worse and worse by the memory. I sighed and took the whore's clothes and money and left the room. I needed to buy my own clothes. To be continued when I remember what I did next...
Well i have a Story but its like a novel i wrote. So if you guys want to here a battle scene from my book just say you would and i will type it up for you all. Underlord so you are a writer? :winknudge:
Actually, everything in this thread (miunes the spam) was going to be included in a book called "Book of the Dragon" for my Grayhills module. I'm still interested in anything you've got. As it'll be added once I have the time to go back to modding. Oh if only I could install Arcanum at work... Then I could mod, instead of posting.