Bloody Ice

You're just mad because Jarinor said he hated TWO of your features, you damn bleeding-heart commie.

 

if only it were that easy... of course, for me, it really is that easy... what with the whole being married thing that, and no one says no to a horny chick...

 

I am with Jar on this one. I find Poetry at its best as a waste of breath and saliva to say something that could be said with less words and a clearer (sp?) meaning. The obscene limericks you find in urinals for example. See? I can be refined and sensitive too.

 

I've found that it tends to be the pseudo-intellectuals who like poetry the most. They are the sort of people who frequent arthouse movie theatres and take pride in being as non-mainstream as possible. Such fuckwits also write a lot of letters to the editor, and write articles on topics such as "swearing is done too much today, it cheapens the English language, Shakespeare didn't use it, why should you?" while completely ignoring the fact that there are a many more words now that Shakespeare didn't use yet they see fit to.

Such morons, who think they're very deep and meaningful (when they have in fact smoked a few too many drugs) are in need of a serious wake up call to the realities of life.

 

They are not morons, morons are the people out mixing concrete. These are slightly above average intelligence people who think that all of those things will make them look like very intelligent people, while it merely puts them in a stereotypical group of the pseudo-intellectual.

 

I like poetry. :/














I also like dirty limericks.

 

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i know a limrick, not very dirty though.

*ahem*
there once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
He stood out in the rain
and cried out in pain
and finnaly he said "oh f*** it

 

You're right the ryming does suck apart from that... disturbingly accurate... Wagga Wagga is pronounced, Wogga Wogga. It's from the local aborignal dialect meaning "place of many crows", altough there's not that many crows... actually i can't remember seeing one for year's... magpies on the other hand are a different matter, the little mother fuckers are everywhere. I can actually see two of them right now sitting on a fence out my back door.

 

Yeah, nice job, too bad their status as "limerics" is highly questionable due to the fact that the meter and rhyming are the only necessary qualities of a limeric, and its pretty off in each of them..,

I have a hardcover book of limerics I got at an antique bookstore in California somewhere around my room. I should probably dig that up. There are literally a few thousand limerics in there, categorized by subject matter. I'll post a few of the better ones when I find the little bastard.

 

I'll post my favorite but its in Spanish as the rhyming is lost in translation

En este mundo de mierda
de cagar nadie se escapa.
Caga el rico; caga el pobre;
el arzobispo y hasta el papa.
Y la mujer mas linda con peinetas
y brocados, caga su pila de mierda
sentada en un excusado.

 

And where did you find that priceless piece of modern philosophy...? :???:

 

Written on the walls of a urinal in my university. ;p

 

The translation will be lost since I suck at rhyming but I'll translate anyways.

In this world of shit,
of shitting escapes none.
Shits the rich, shits the poor,
shits the archbishop
and even the Pope.
And even a gorgeous woman
of fancy combs and brocades
shits a pile of crap in a toilette.

As I said before, rhyme is lost in translation.

 

Umm... nice poem.*






* - If you didn't notice any sarcasm, you're a dumb shit.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He sat up with a grin,
Wiped the cum off his chin,
And said, "If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it."

Tree, I like your version. Made me ell oh ell. I guess cause I was expecting the dirty version.

How'd you know I was a thin bastard?

 

I said the poem would lose its kick when translated. Don't really care though. Getting angry because somebody said a poem I found written on a urinal is like getting pissed off because you read a sign that says Fuck you in the same urinal.