Blood!

Have you ever wondered, HoLers...oh, forget it. I'll cut to the chase.

***Who wins?***



VS.

Peter Parker, 6 Test Umpiring Appearances, 34 ODI Appearances.

VS.

Peter Parker, I quote, "Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman".

Fight!

 

"Oh, it's all about the ump," says the guy who voted for Spiderman.

 

It just depends on whether Peter Parker hits Peter Paker before Peter Parker sits on Peter Parker...

 

I would have to say...Peter Parker. Wouldn't you all agree with me?

 

Good odds, Q :grin: .

 

Oh god. Quethim made me chuckle.

[meanwhile, in hell]
Oh, great. Damn heating's down again.

 

I vote Peter Parker (Spiderman) as opposed to Peter Parker (Fat guy). I have no idea who Fat Dude Peter Parker is, and I suspect that unless he crushed Peter Parker Spiderman under his rolls of flab, Peter Parker Spiderman would win.

 

Where's the option "Who the hell is Peter Parker??!!?" ?

j/k

 

Peter Parker packed a peck of prickled peckers.

 

parker took out the big wrestler while stuck in a cage, a fat umpire should be no trouble...

 

Hey! Umpire PP can send opening batsmen 100 metres away with a flick of the wrist (quite literally)! Do not underestimate the fat guy...

 

Yeah, if PP get's all 'spidery' on him, then he'd just give him a red card and send him off. No contest really. :roll:

Besides, isn't there a rule somewhere, that you can't attack the umpire? :grin:

 

technically it is illegal to attack anyone, but in most games you receive penalties for harassing officials. if harassing them is against the rules, assaulting them would be so as well.

 

Never underestimate the power of a huge pondus.
My guess is the fat guy would win since he would kick the tiny spider into the next dimension with his huge pondus, second he is so fat that nothing can harm him, i doubt spiderman would be able to survive a nuke at point zero, i bet the fatso would.
May the pondus be with you peter.