Billy Mays dead

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-is-dead/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Billy Mays not here.

I guarantee it.

 

Well I guess Vince got rid of the competition.

 

Poor Billy, his death is being overshadowed by MJ.

 

Same goes for Farrah Fawcett. What is this, celebrity dying season?

 

Remember last year? Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac?

 

I didn't realize how close Mac's and Hayes's passing were.

 

Maybe theres some sort of organisation on their annual celebrity killing spree.

 

It's rather probable. There's the rumor his death was trauma induced from a plane accident...

 

My god, that is so deserving of Billy Mays' approval.

 

How long will it take, until they sacrifice enough annual celebrity to bring the world into chaos?

 

We're not already there?

 

Perhaps it wasn’t large enough yet to build a shrine of bones. So, we still have to wait for the end of civilisation.

 

If we kill all of the celebrities, we won't achieve chaos. We'll achieve order!

 

It'll come soon enough, I'm sure (the end of the world). Yes, the end of civilisation will be the end of the world, I hope. I doubt it'll be a clean cut event, so perhaps the world will subsequently spiral out of orbit and fall into the sun.

/end pleasant daydream

 

I vote Nicolas Cage next.

 

No. Screw that. Will Ferrell.

 

No, you all are wrong, it will be Amy Winehouse. What about a Death Pool, or is that too much?

I would rather have a meteor impact.

 

The post apocalyptic world would be cozy.