Best Twilight Review Ever

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  1. Xiao_Caity

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    Posted anonymously on the A-S LJ community.

     
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    You didn't tell me there was dry humping, maybe I should read the books after all.
     
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    EDIT: Got the faggots mixed up

    Robert Pattinson was a good choice for the role.
     
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    It's just a pity it's such a shithouse role to begin with. I saw the trailer for the new movie tonight - I almost puked, it was so horrible.

    'Oh woe is me, he has left to protect me! So obviously I must become an adrenaline junkie and ignore someone who would actually take care of me and stay by my side in even the darkest days to throw myself off fucking cliffs so I can hear his voice!' *cue Xiao walking up to Bella and shooting her in the head for the good of mankind*
     
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    Pfft at the review. Almost as funny as Houseplants of Gor.
     
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    Mock not the Tarnsman!
     
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    While I cannot comment on Houseplants of Gor, I agree with the former sentiment. The only saving grace of this review is that it was just brief enough not to be a huge waste of time on top of being a disappointment.
    0 out of 10.
     
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