Best. Mousepad. Ever.

You forgot something - a small, short skirt.

 

Aigh't man.

 

I've never seen a giant dildo. Have you, Tel?

DE forgot that slap in the buttocks.
*slaps Bree's buttocks*
There you go. And remember: skirts are for girls with cellulite, fishnet stockings are for trannies and real hookers

 

I've already earned mself some well-earned $256.50 in whoring. Not bad nah?

 

For day one, not at all, but it's really about the per day average when the man in purple with a feather in his hat comes around.

 

If anyone's interested - Here's the giant dildo:

http://www.liveblowjobz.com/indian/thicktoy/2/indianwithgiantdildo305.htm

 

Is that a turn-on?

 

If she'd put it all in, or at least more than now, and I wasn't ready to go to sleep, then yes.

 

You knew I was going to click that link, didn't you?
Ass.
By the way, too much length and not enough girth. That's a self imposed impale waiting to happen.

No. Disturbing? Uh-huh. Erotic? Hell no.

 

Alright, so far I've earned $12678.99. That's good money.

 

For Gross:http://www.brutaldildos.com/images/chelsea/chelsea1.jpg

 

Photoshop much?

 

Either that or she's got a 60 watt motor running in each hand.
Anyway, now there's just too much silicone and not enough skin. I'm picky.

 

I didn't create that picture.

 

I can't see the picture, all I get is a stupid notice?

 

That's just... ridiculous.

Bree, C&P, don't click on the link.

 

You might not have, but someone did.

 

I clicked it a loads of times, but I still get this kick-ass notice. It sucks.

 

Copy and paste to see the picture, Bree. Highlight the entire thing, copy it, then paste it in the address bar. Don't right-click it and copy the link.