Be-drunkery

Waking up naked in a bed with 4 naked women. I assume I had a wonderful night, because I only remember what happened with two of the four.

 

˙˙˙ʇıɥs ɥo ˙ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo dn pǝpuǝ ı ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔnɯ os ʞuɐɹp ǝɔuo ı

 

It looks more like you were getting high.

 

Several monsth ago, I was at a drinking party at my friend's old house, while he was still with his ex. Her best friend was there, a bit of a round woman, and she started making out with another one of the ex's friends. At the time, me being drunk, I completely went past the "she's not physically attractive" stage because I'm single and lonely, and alcohol impairs judgement infamously. Because she was available, I started making out with my friend's ex's best friend. Noone stopped me. I've since stopped drinking to th point of drunkenness.