Bate's Bounty Hunters

What the ficke are you guy stalking about? You see pictures of dwarven women all the time in D&D books. Unless that was actually a pre-game sketch from Arcanum, PBBBTHTHBHTHBHHTBTH!

 

Get outta here! Of course, I haven't played D&D for decades now, so I suppose things can change.... :???:

 

Long live the Swedish version of D&D, Drakar och Demoner (Dragons and Demons). They have no pictures of dwarven women WHATSOEVER. Us Swedes would've killed the one responsible if they ever added such a picture to one of their books. Urgh...

I found a picture of another female dwarf: http://arcanum.sierra.com/us/images/concept/dwarfs.gif

//mathboy who doesn't want to ruin his post count for this

 

I did find a couple of other pictures yesterday.

Go to Alltheweb.com, activate the "pictures" tab, and enter Dwarves into the search. On the third page or so was a family portrait, and two or three pages further in was another dwarf female.

BTW - I for one was never happy with the idea of dwarven women looking so much like the men. That first picture I mentioned seems to be a slightly more realistic view. Perhaps add a thin mustache and/or chin hairs.

 

What ever you do, do NOT click the link that Mathboy added to Wolfsbane's post. Unless you like girl dwarves. Seriously. :throwup:

 

I never click the links. Never. I know that guys at forums like these does nasty things. Never click the links. That tip's for free.

 

Too late for me......

 

Two burned, but there are still some left. Don't click the bloody link.

 

First, I saw her head and I was like: "uhhh... ok."
Then I saw her boobs and I was like: "uhhh... ok."
Then the whole pic loaded and I was like: "uhhh... o--* Holy crap that's a dwarf oh my god."

 

The weirdest part about that pic is that the room is made in proportion to her...and, to be honest, I believe myself to be fearless now that I have seen that picture.

 

What freaks me out is the fact that many times midgets have sorta normal faces, and they always have big heads.

 

It's a dwarf thing, dwarves have normal sized torsos, short arms/legs, and tall heads. Midgets are simply very small, normally proportioned people. Of course, you can't call a dwarf a dwarf or a midget a midget; they prefer "Little People".

 

So say that you walked up to some dwarves in Arcanum and called them Little People... God, that would turn out bad. Really bad.

 

Yup. All I can think of is being torn limb from limb. Is that how you're thinking of it, Wolfsbane?

 

I was more in to the usual skull-split-axe-swing move, or the shotgunblast in the face thingy... But the tearing thing ain't wrong either.

 

Either way: Not a pretty picture.

 

*twitch*

Never click the links. Never click the links. Never click the links. ad nauseum...

Call an Arcanum dwarf a little person and say farewell to your testicles/breasts (or both, in some cases)...