Bate's Bounty Hunters

Being a goody two shoes. Or perhaps stilettos.

I'm sure I haven't been very nice to you but meh, I'm the nicest around. :heart: The rest are wicked, therefore, they are kewl.

 

Yeah. All hail Bunny, the nicest and "goodiest" bunny there is! ^^

 

Hip - Hip - Hurray!! Hip - Hip - Hurray!! Hip - Hip - She Slay!

 

I don't slay. But! If I knew that I was going to die tomorrow, I'd probably go and roam around a bit and then kill someone randomly.

 

You have now me wondering if my attempt at humor was a bit too subtle.


And yes, you do slay. Wolves, rats, Kites, etc., etc., etc.

 

I'm sure that's how everyone here would respond to that sort of news.
And of course you slay! Vorpal Bunny? HMMMMMM? Had to get that name somewhere...let's see, do I know where they could have...OH YES! Bunny! Of course! I rest my malformed and horribly weak case.

 

My boyfriend said that if he knew he was going to die the next day, he'd go and kill people he knew, not random people.

Oh, I'm just Bunny here. I'm Vorpal somewhere else.

 

If I was about to die... Then I wouldn't kill anyone...

What the hell am I saying? Of course I would! And not only one, I'd kill as many as I could! Burn! BURN!

 

Load up Ol' Betsy and pay me a little visit to everyone at the top of my short list.

 

Yeah, but nothing sucks more than a miraculous recovery at a time like that. Or a miraculous "they don't want you dead anymore".

 

That would be just my luck.

 

KILL! DESTROY!! FIRE... FIRE...
You guys are wacked! :rifle:

 

Yes...and, you could rule the nation with an Iron Fist, with a healthy dose of fear, saying if anyone goes against you, you'll kill them. Then, give a slideshow of your proof. At least, I would. Either a slideshow or a box of hands.

 

Yeah, but I don't know if I want people to know I kill people. I'd rather they find out when it's happening, vis a vis, my license to kill. Then, if someone saw my box of hands, they could say I was eccentric. Well, if I had a box of hands, I'm pretty sure I'd be more than eccentric. And I probably wouldn't care if I had a license.

 

You know...it wouldn't have killed them to have the Bounty Hunters say:

"Anyone who Master Bates....."

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(groan) Boo! Hissss....


Edit, 5 minutes later: I just found a picture with a dwarven female. It is here:http://www.play.net/images/gs3/races/new/dwarves.gif

 

AHHH! *look of pure shock*
It cant be! Are you sure its not a gnome or something? That's the only pix of a"Dwarven female" ever... Its a forgery I tell ya!