Back. What did I miss?

Weirdly, that song makes me remember one of the most famous quotes of Dr. Perry Cox of Scrubs, who is everything I want to be, also known as "God":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo

 

I love you, Doctor Cox. *snicker*

 

Yeah, but after a while you realize that nobody actually makes good porn about your favorite FF characters, or Misty from Pokemon, or Jadzia Dax from Deep Space 9; and it ruins the fantasy for you.

 

Obviously we don't frequent the same sites then. I have found some exceedingly good Cid/Vincent porn, and the sheer amount of pretty, pretty man-love smut for the Star Ocean series is almost frightening.

Xiao Caity, still playing and winning the 'Couples That Make You Want To Fellate A Gun Barrel' game.

EDIT: My brain no work

 

You're right, I don't typically frequent gay pornography websites. People make that mistake a lot, though, so don't worry.

 

There's always some quality stuff to be found. It's true that often one has to browse through a pile of revolting shit before he stumbles upon it, but eventually finding it is worth the effort.

Not precisely porn, but mrawr. I can even forgive the lousy pokeball shop.

 

Or we can have some nice erotic fan fiction on the subject.

 

Hey Xiao - Got something for you:

 

Rroyo, you could not be more of a god to me if you tried.

 

Xiao, you need to give me the link to that Cid/Vincent porn now. In return I offer a link to dirty, painful boy-on-boy action by someone in my writing community. Trade?

 

This is the Misty counterporn I was going to post before I realized I had to rush off to go watch 'The Importance of Being Earnest' at Stratford (which was great, btw, if you have $3,000 to spare, fly down to Ontario and see it NOW).

I counter your cosplay Misty with my lolicon Misty.

 

Is....is she ....pleasuring.......herself on a Staryu?

 

Oh gentlemen, it's ON now.

Pikachu/Vincent, Cloud/Vincent, Sephiroth/Vincent. Why do people DO THIS?

(No I am not making that first one up, it made me twitch and now I'm sharing the goddamn pain.)

This is just plain cute, and REALLY well drawn.

(Observation: Fucking OW.)

Vincent is badass, even when he's crossdressing!

(This is just downright silly.)

You have no idea how much I appreciate that fuckin' ditz getting what's coming to her.

(Final Fantasy 3 one here, for the sheer mwahahaha it gives me.)

 

What was this Thread about again?

 

Shape is Staryu, but the color and gem are Starmie.

 

Making Filipinos unwelcome on this forum?

 

It's a GMO.

I counter your lolicon Misty with my guro Misty.

 

I counter your guro Misty with my amputee/objectification fetish Misty!

 

I counter your amputee/objectification fetish Misty with my simply attractive Misty and her equally hot evil twin.

A quite different route, since I don't think it would be possible to beat our previous two Mistys in terms of weirdness. Hell, amputee/objectification fetish Misty? Damn was that good.

 

C-c-c-combo breaker!