Back from Vacation.

Nothing wakes you upp so good in the morning as when you walk out in -20 c wearing nothing but boxers and sandals to take a piss. And you will never piss faster.

 

Nothing like knowing if you piss too slow, it'll freeze up the stream, into you body, and kill you. I'll stay indoors, thanks.

 

And how cold's that, then? -100 c? No, I agree with Quiltal: You can't miss that piss. It's the piss of your life.

 

But I guess some part of your body was warm, eh?

 

I hope it gets more than 20 degrees centigrade cold here. Then I promise you all I'm going out in my boxers to take a piss, nevermind me living in an appartment and it being a really long way to the nearest trea.

I'll even take pictures!

 

That's... masochistic. Really, don't you have a toilet inside your houses?

 

Why piss in the toilet when you could prove yourself a real man and do it outside in the coldness of the Swedish winter?

 

I spend easter at a hut we rent. The toilet is outside. Ever tried to sitt down on a -20 degrees toilet? I feel sorry for my mother and sister on those mornings.

 

Proves penises better than pussies, eh?

 

it's called hovering, and any female who's had to use a public restroom can do it.

 

You still have to pull your pants down.

 

Yes. We men just have to open the zip and:
Violah!

 

You mean voilà?

 

... Perhaps...

 

You can pull violas out of your pants? :-o

 

Yes, I can. Can't you? I thought everybody could.

 

I personally keep a lute in there, and occasionally a harp also.