Awesome must be shared..

I stand by my argument, for if that's the purpose, the means are all wrong.

In terms of pain, dying under five minutes from suffocating is nothing compared to a slow and agonising process of dying from hunger while being buried. A process which can last up to a month or so, assuming we will water him regularly so he won't have the possibility of choosing the quicker route of death by dehydration.

Not only will it be a mix of pain coming from his insides demanding feed and the not too pleasant fact of being immobilized completely (additional points if the victim is claustrophobic), it will also destroy his mind, for at the beginning he will be aware of the demise that awaits him, knowing that he can do exactly nothing to save himself, which will eventually break him in one way or another, while at the later stages the unimaginable hunger will make his awereness disappear, turn him into not much more than a brain-hungry zombie at best and shred the already weakened mind to pieces. Just imagine all that fun, plus the eventual longed-for demise of a dehumanized unit, of course.

 

I think DF was going for a tight fit when he said that, but I could be wrong.

 

It's not cheating if I sleep with two girls at the same time: they cancel each other out.

Grakelin: you nailed it on that one, much I like I aimed to.

Xiao: I've been around here a little too long to be buried that easily. Sorry.

 

Far-fetched rationalisations are always amusing, but I'm really curious what king of logic was working in your mind when you said that. No, it's not the rule that "two negatives give a positive", because you're adding them, not multiplying them.

 

He was hoping for the act of multiplying.

 

If he gets his GF involved he could get himself cubed.

 

At the same time or not, he's still adding girls, not multiplying one by another (whatever would that mean), no matter how much of those would there be. As long as we don't have any pregnancy going on, I see no multiplication.

 

Or you could marry a chick who thinks harems are a good idea.

 

Given my ex's current relationship, I'd say they still exist.

 

Ba dum tssshhh

 

Seeing the Ottoman Empire collapsed 1922, it's actually 90 years.

And that's without considering the situation with the Arabs.

 

Well, someone seems to think I don't check these forums anymore. Got a deathwish lately, DF?

 

No, just a deep seated love of you. <3

As well as a belief that you're more amazing than any single person could manage to measure up against, and so I thought that I would invite Xiao along, as she seems like she could properly assess and appreciate your wonderousness.

 

Your paltry attempts at flattery do not move me.

 

Well, let's go old school.
How about silk hose and chocolate?
Would that move you?
(You know. the silk hose with the line up the back (which I believe you would get perfectly straight and centered on the first try without even thinking about it))
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I have to go take a walk.