With all the blatant booty love around here recently I was inspired to post this article up, it's pretty special: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!" I was actually looking for an article that I saw yesterday in what can roughly be termed as a "newspaper" about an american black woman with a 5ft3inch ass, but alas no luck! This will just have to do for now unless someone can find better. EDIT: Whilst searching the website of the newspaper in question I also found this - Hunt for Co-op bum-sniff deviant. I thought people might empathise with his assphilia... I just wish they hadn't caught me doing that so many times on camera...
You should count yourself lucky, there's plenty of worse things I could have misquoted to make you seem worse than an ass fetishist. If you don't want to be portrayed as a man into asses don't write in a way that lets you be misquoted as one. Anyway didn't you once say... Also... I really think the evidence speaks for itself.
I don't deny that I like asses. Just not giant ones. Same goes for assholes really. That's why I've kind of gone off Zanza recently.
Honestly, I was tempted to add that. She's making decent money doing what she's doing, but it's got to be a hard life, weighing nearly 400 pounds. And she wants more. She looks like a cross between a large woman and a bag of cottage cheese. Well, at least with all of the extra lipids in her body, she'll be hard-pressed to drown any time soon. That is, unless she falls face first into a barrel of water (or, perhaps pickles) and can't get out due to her ass literally being 3 inches shorter than she is.
I just keep wondering how she doesn't get stuck in doorways all the time, in fact I think I'd pay to see her stuck in a doorway or shute slide or something else. Maybe she'd be up for it if she lets people buy photos of her.
Since you said chute slide, I imagine her getting stuck in some sort of water-slide. Even the ones where you sit on an inner-tube.
