Are you a dirty slut?....

Somewhat Sexual
You are 33% Dirty Slut.. Hmm.

Prime Evil
You are 100 Pure Darkness!

This scares me. You actually have levels of Evil close to those of my own. I would applaud your efforts, but there's no room for competition in the City of Evil. I suggest you check your back (so I can strike from the front)... PS: I hate you.

^_^ My day has gotten so much better now. ^_^

 

Hehehe... ¬_¬. I love that signature, Richard Vorak...

 

Mrnobody has fallen in to third place. This is astounding!

HaHaHaHaHa! Even I scored higher than you.

 

You say that like it's a good thing... isn't it better that I'mn't as much of a dirty slut as you?

 

Wait, what's the difference between a slut and a dirty slut? Because I think that dirty sluts are better than regular ones...

 

Well, a slut only show's partial nudity.... where a dirty slut has no compunction in showing more.

 

Well, thank you, mrnobodie, you'd make a wonderful teacher *wink*

And by the way, check this third slut option. - Or maybe it's just the improved version, not an improved slut.

 

This is more like what I expected the first time.

It’s because I just have no life at all. I only have about 1-2 friends that call me on the phone once every couple months, that’s it other than work.

I’m not kidding.

 

The Virgin
Oh Behave!
You scored purest out of 8! Purity, innocence, or just plain inexperience... you are a rarity in this horny, sex-crazed world. In fact, you must be kidding, you're practically a nun! If you were honest when you responded, you should be a little proud of yourself. If you weren't honest, you're probably a major slut anyhow and the fact that you lied doesn't surprise anyone.

 

Well, it depends on what kind of calls we're talking about. But never mind! You've got plenty of time to get to be a sex machine. :thumbup:

 

I must admit that having a job can sometimes keep you from having a normal life...

You know, the first time I saw this I associated it with you, Dark Elf. And then I took it.

And when I got to the second page I realised that it was perverse not because of the questions, but because of the length...

 

Angelic

You scored 10 percent perverse!

You've been sheltered, chosen the straight and narrow or you're lying (in which case, add an extra 25%). You might have a few quarks or random experiences but in the perverse department you pale in comparison to the multitudes.

 

Somewhat Sexual

You are 40% Dirty Slut.. Hmm.

You are somewhat sexual, but think that there are some things that just should never be done. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but please don't poorly judge others just because they enjoy life more than you do.

 

Whimp +

You are 35 Pure Darkness!

You're just as pathetic as the regular whimp, though there is a seed of evil in you. If you work really hard, you might not be as pathetic one day... though I sincerely doubt it. In short, you're a cunt.

 

Whee... I feel so... clean.