Background: Recent talk about people playing dwarven mages and doing so in an Ironman mode inspired me to create a contest. Rules: You may use UAP or vanilla 188.8.131.52, no other modifications allowed. Your character must be a dwarven mage and use magick as their primary way of attacking, so you can have no combat skills above apprentice level, and can't raise them higher than 8/20 either. To spice things up, let's also discourage the use of Black Necromancy and the Harm spell. We play on Moderate difficulty, though harder difficulty is allowed if one so wishes. More importantly, there can be no Save/Reload. You're only allowed to save your game if you intend to quit playing. Bad choices remain chosen, dead characters remain dead. Please describe your character's death as colorfully as you can, and provide screenshots of your progress. The winner will receive fame and glory, as well as a greatly increased e-peen! Contestants: Dark Elf: Ealdor. Harm: No. GANGBANGED TO DEATH BY A BUNCH OF PUTRID RODENTS JUST OUTSIDE OF DERNHOLM. Dirtman: Muradin. Harm: No. KILLED WHILE DEFENDING HIS DWARVEN HONOUR AGAINST KING PRAETOR AND HIS HENCHMEN. Xz: GrimGeir, Harm: No. LOST IN RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY. Dark Elf: Sindri Darkstone. Harm: No. DEAD DUE TO WOLF ALLERGY BEFORE REACHING TARANT. magikot: Magmi. Harm: No. DEATH FROM FIERCE CREATURES. Archmage Orintil: D'worrf Dat'Sukks. Harm: No. MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A PESKY GNOME! THORVALD WOULD BE ASHAMED! Archmage Orintil: Uglid Worph: Harm: No. Dirtman: Blackbeard. Harm: No. ASSRAPED TO DEATH BY A NAKED HALFLING! REMEMBER KIDS, USE LUBE. Dark Elf: Dvalinn Swordcrafter. Harm: No. Arthgon: Bonecrusher. Harm: No. papa_dog_1999: Lor the Found. Harm: No.