So, I suppose all you gays are celebrating your newfound ability to devalue straight marriages and marry your sons for tax purposes. Well, let me tell you a story: Once upon a time there was a man. Then various things happened. Actually, I should probably have developed the story a bit more before committing to writing this post, but anyway, it's supposed to be like a metaphor and stuff, and then you think that you could be the man, and then... suddenly you realise I'm talking about an issue and it causes you to rethink your position. What do you think of it so far?