Amy pics

cuz she's beautiful.

 

we need a picture of you and fish now.

 

Your baby has the most adorable eyes I have seen in a while. You guys make beautiful babies rosie...unlike some people I know.

 

You guys must be on some drug that makes you want to earn brownie points with a married woman who you'll likely never meet, because that is not a pretty baby. Her head is like a cube with slightly rounded corners - curves are just a six letter word beginning with 'c' when it comes to the shape of her skull.

My sister has a nose like hers as well - "No cartilage for you!" is what the Great Architect of the Universe probably said when he made her. Admittedly though, this isn't necessarily a negative - it certainly works for my sister. In Amy's case though, it just highlights the fact that her eyes are set quite wide apart, and a fuller nose would have concealed that.

Other criticisms include:

1. Drool. I hate drool.
2. The hair makes her look like she's recovering from major surgery which required them to shave it all off.
3. Lots and lots of baby fat.

Now, I know the above are all related to her being new born, and as such I'm prepared to let them go. But the skull and the nose, well...she's stuck with them for life, and she got you two to thank for them. She'll be telling you this about 15 years from now I'd say.

That said, kudos on avoiding red eye.

 

I sometimes get the urge to...kil baies, so just don't tell me your address.

 

The first and last pics are awesome. It looks as if she's taking a shot at the camera man in the first one.

 

It's a baby....they change when they get older.

 

The baby's kind of cute...but in a non-human kind of way.

 

non-human? i don't think i want to know...

that's family in the middle pic, not me and fish.

as for you, Jar. baby fat is a good thing. if she was skinny, there would be a problem. her nose is perfect, and she has anime eyes, like me. i do agree with you on the head, though... :cry: hopefully, it'll become slightly less cubish with time.

that said, she's the prettiest baby in the whole world.

 

What I meant was, she is cute like an alien.

 

She's adorable. Same name as my wifey, too. Babies are such bundles of joy.

Oh, and Jar, fat babies are sweeter. There's more gush when you squeeze 'em.





Ok, I got just enough Jar in me to put this next: Hey, if you push in on that soft spot on top of babies heads, their face will do weird stuff. Like, their right eyelid will draw up, or they will grimace outta one side of their mouth. Push hard enough, and you might make a leg twitch. Cool party trick.

 

What a cutie.... I have to be honest, I like 'em a little chunky too, and there's nothing wrong with having a cube for a head, when she learn's to sit on her own you can rest beer's or plate's of food on it.... alway's a good thing.

 

mrnobodie - noticing the practical uses of deformed skulls since 2004.

 

You wanna see a cute baby? Check out this picture of my nephew. Those are my hands.


Here's my nephew and his yougest aunt:

 

Who stretched out his head?

Rosie, that has to be one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. I was pretty cute as a kid too, I was all fat and round. I use to do bellflops out of my playpen and roll around on the floor. But enough about me and my fatness, your kid is adorable, she looks like a mush. Which, btw, is a compliment as far as I'm concerned.

 

Because this thread is getting far too cute and gushy:

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Spoiler

Depends how hard you throw them

Oh, and those are all VERY UGLY BABIES!

Spoiler

of course I don't mean any of this, except for that if you took it seriously, you are a moron.

 

Amys should be thankful that she didn't inherit my hobbit like feet. Also having a square head makes it more difficult going down the throat of a dingo, although her chances of being eaten by one is probally 2%.

 

What's a test tube baby's worst nightmare?

A dingo with a straw.


Also, it may just be a function of me not being related to any of these babies, but I don't find any of them cuter than your average block of concrete. Now, the daughter in Kill Bill vol 2, that is a child I would call cute. But not everyone can have a baby like that, so they pretend they do.

 

dude, sigurd, your nephew has the largest forehead i've ever seen. i'd rather have the blockheaded baby...