All About The Spooky Doomager Fiasco, And Related Topics

I'll briefly ignore that you asked me not to respond to say the following

I'll reply to someone's reply to me all I want, so bugger off, don't wanna read it, don't read it.

That being said, Don't read the previous statement.

 

The improbable has happened - Matt Thorn has realised how much of an enormous cockhead he used to be. He probably still is, but acknowledgement of past failures is an important step in the chain.

I can just imagine what you told her about your past - "Hey baby, I used to live life on the edge but now I'm trying to go straight and pick up the pieces. Once you wake up in bed with a strange guy next to you, rectal bleeding and herpes, you know things have just gone too far. But hey, no more drugs, and no more sinning against God's way of life!"

You're still doing it, but there's now an occasional post like this with actual content that can be used to mock you.

Nice to see you've picked up some perspective, decent habits, and your dick.

 

i would like to welcome the spookydickwad to our forum. we were far too complacent for far too long. thank you, yeahyeah the second, for re-establishing our sense of hatred to all things new and different...

 

Fucking Winter Assualt, I knew this would happen. We finally get a newbie to play and fuck around with, and what happens?... I'm not fucking here!. Fuck.
Right then, let me be the first to officially welcome spooky and point you on the right track to all you need for this place by clicking HERE.

 

with your "obsession" mrnobodie, you need to try this cream from Passion Parties... it's tastes like mint, and it's cooling and tingly... i think it's called Tasty Tease...

 

Minty?... tingly?.... I used to know a girl like that....

 

For some reason it looks more... um... hairy? It must be the same nipple, though.

 

I'm convinced he has more than 2 nipples.

 

i was at a rave once, chilling in the bathroom on the counter, and a chick walked in and showed off her pierced third nipple... totally bizarre...

 

I saw a chick like that, but it wasn't her third nipple that was pierced. :groucho:

 

cuz she showed off all three at once. besides, this was waaaay before i met fish.

 

Where did she have it?

 

underneath her right breast.

 

How far underneath?

 

almost in the crease.

 

That's fucking bizarre. Did you throw holy water at her and hog tie her for a ritual burning at the stake?