Alignment of Regulars and not so regulars

Italian Grandparents, Italian Mother, SIX FREAKING YEARS of Italian classes in primary school, and aye don't remember a thing!

 

Right here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363771/

 

Seadog, the other three books are: The Tombs of Atuan, The Farthest Shore, and Tehanu. I've read them all, and they are great. Have you read them?

 

I fucked the pope,
right in the bum,
I cornholed him,
Till he made me cum.

Il papa è un whore.

| methodists sono per sparare.

| baptists sono per la colza, allora sparando.

Jesus era un socialista.

Se il dio osserva tutto come uguali, quindi perchè importa che pensate che siate migliori di me?

 

If you're trying to piss me off, try again.

Non me ne importa un cavolo.

 

My, Sleek Jeek, must've set a stupidity record...
Sigurd, what's "cavolo"?

 

Cavolo doesn't really translate to English, but what I said basically meant "I don't give a damn."

 

I understood the overall meaning, but I was curious.
Edit - Searched on an Internet dictionary and got "cabbage".

 

Sigurd sorry but I love Italian, it's a beautiful language and thats taking it a bit far (EDIT insert "Jeek") haha. Cavallo is horse and cavalo is cabbage, when I was in Italy and I was telling the kids I rode to school on a horse they thought I meant cabbage. Silvara I have read all of the Earthsea Quartet and I really liked them all but the first, a Wizard of Eathsea remains my favourite because of its' themes and the great ending.

Vado alla scoula a cavallo!

 

Yes, that's right. The ending of the first book is great.
You rode a horse to school?

 

No, of course not. He was just messing with their minds.

 

I love Italian as well (obviously) and I was obviously kidding when I admonished you against it's use. Feel free to speak it as much as you want, especially because you speak it better than I do!

 

Haha ok Sigurd. I thought you'd speak close to fluent Italian and no, I don't ride a horse to school, but its amazing what you can tell people in ohter countries about Australia and Scotland. As long as you can keep a straight face anyway.

 

Well, some people here do. Though they don't have internet connections...

 

I'm certain that you've all been holding your collective breath in anticipation of the revelation of my Internet alignment, and so here it is. The first test told me that I was neutral good. The second test told me that I was a Chaotic Good Ranger Bard Gnome; I forget which god I was supposed to be a follower of. I scored equally for elf and half-elf, though, and they were both just a point behind gnome. HA! I'm the only gnome so far.

I'd like to take this time to impart to you how silly I thought the second test to be, although both tests were considerably silly. I mean, really, what bearing could your prioritized favorite colors have on what alignment you are?? Or which weapons, in order, you would reach for in a non-specific combat situation??

There you are. Enjoy.