Afghanistan: 1 month update

Not much to tell really, just flying my ass off doing air assault missions and moving people up and down RC West. I have logged 76 flight hours since I got here. To put that in perspective, I only flew about 500 hours in the past 3 years in the states. There's not much to see around here; mud huts, mountains, lots and lots of goats. I'll be heading up north in a few days, going to a special forces compound where we keep one helicopter. It's primitive, but I get to grow my beard out for two weeks, so I'm okay with it.

 

I doubt you'll see him, but if you run into my brother Pfc. Kyle Belliveau (he's serving with the Marines but I don't know what platoon), tell him his brother Josh wishes him the best, to stay safe, and we can't wait until he returns state side.

 

If you're at the Kandahar Base, observe the Wendy's and the Tim Hortons.

My Dad built those.

 

I bet my dad could beat up your dad.

 

Maybe, my Dad's like 50 years old.

 

So is my Dad, I bet you they would be best of friends if they met. We could be brothers!

 

I bet Tim Cain could have sex with both your dads.

 

You're still around?

 

I could ask the same of you, sir.

 

I have a hat, unlike you sir.

 

I'm laughing too hard. I'll be back when I can see straight.

 

For some reason this made me laugh so hard I cried. Good show sir, cross-thread meta jokes blindside me.

 

The unfortunate bit would be reading this thread first, in which case the punchline becomes a spoiler.

 

Yup.

 

Ha.

 

Stop it.

 

Sure thing, boss.

 

Must resist.

 

Why?

 

Because when it gets to big, I delete someone's account!