About Madam Lil and her girls

Discussion in 'Arcanum Discussion' started by mfs9, May 26, 2006.

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Well...I dunno. A lot of the dialogue options you get as a dwarf are pretty interesting if they involve women.
    "Dwarven women are much more beautiful than you damned ugly humans."
    "Where are all of our women?"
    >"You know we don't speak of such things! You're a dwarf, for Alberich's sake!"
    To be honest, I think that all of the short, stocky women you see wandering around town, described as humans or halflings, are really the art planeed for female dwarves.
     
  2. TONGSyaBASS

    TONGSyaBASS Member

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    Errr...Maybe not.

    However male prostitutes are planned for my mod and they may make it into a later version of my hack.

    Just to be clear:
    Mod = stand alone game
    Hack = Changes to main game

    There's a James Bond-esque man who hangs out at the bar. His race is unclear. Basically he can be whatever a paying customer wants him to be.
    Then there's the simple orc labourer who comes home sweaty after a hard day being manly and wants a "wumman". (Actually he's a reasonably intelligent half-orc but he puts on the act because he gets more custom that way).
     
  3. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Interesting. Well...maybe there'll be a hack with that dialogue, then. I wasn't certain whether or not your mod would make changes to Arcanum and keep the main story or what.
     
  4. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well the game now takes place in Scotland and at the end you have to fight Edward Longshanks, but aside from that its all good.
     
  5. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I've always secretly wanted to be William Wallace! Wait...not a secret anymore. Well, at least I'm partially Scottish! Not like the ass who rode the bus with me saying "I'm directly descended from William Wallace!"
    Ass. Wallace never had any kids.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Hey, Gross, I'm partly Scottish too! RAR!

    You BETTER put male prostitutes in your hack, boyo, or there'll be a psychotic half-elf after your balls.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey Tongs: Are the gigalos going to be bi or strictly straight?
     
  8. TONGSyaBASS

    TONGSyaBASS Member

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    Perhaps you'll have to pay extra or perhaps they'll want to fight you. You'll have to wait and ask them.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm sorry, but a rather humorous picture of how a halfling gigalo would react to a half-ogre PC keeps popping into my mind.
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    And now it's in mine. Duuuuuuuuude. It's melting my brain...
     
  11. Anonymous

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    Would it help if I said I was sorry?

    Then again...
    It would be a bitch to properly script, but that would make a hysterical scene for a hack!
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    *weeps quietly* Somebody, please, shoot me in the head (with a stungun).
     
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