A Tribute to Jarinor

You're in Death Valley?!

 

actually, death valley is about 30 miles north of here, so i'm on the edge of death valley. we're an hour from amboy, the birth place of charles manson... yeah, this place sucks pretty bad. but if you need to train 30,000 marines for desert combat, this is probably the best place for it.

 

I was in Ridgecrest for three years and it sucked! (fairly close to where your at Rosie) Summer temperatures could get up to 130 F and everything out there is poisonous or covered in thorns.

I especially hated this one type of tree they had out there, a Joshua Tree. Its like the bastard child of a tree and a cactus!

 

Lets not forget the dust, which has a more organic makeup than sand and therefore turns into mud when it gets wet. It's also much finer than sand, and is more easily inhaled.

 

I like that tree, Max - reminds me of my favourite tree, the martall (uhmm... "sea pine"?).

 

those stupid trees are everywhere out here--except, of course, on the base, since they've gone ahead and destroyed anything of asthetic value. there's a large sign posted 100 yards from my aprtment that states DO NOT TRESPASS UNIDENTIFIED CHEMICALS BEYOND THIS POINT

 

Asthmatic value, at least.

 

Just dont breath on windy days and you'll be fine, really. never mind the two-headed cat, its a novelty!

 

*derails thread*

Domingo?

*puts thread back on track*

 

How did it make you feel?

Answer honestly, please.

 

we're all aware that this is considered stalking, right? ok, good. proceed.

 

I haven't read this whole thread, but I can confirm that Jar's name is in fact Dominic, and he's a (at least partially) Philippino/Australasian bastard who sprouted under the desert sun and grew up in a prestigious all-boys boarding school in Strewth, Australia called "The Little Lord Fontleroy's School for Gay Hemophiliac Albinos" where he earned a 5th-level Dan degree in the ninja art of Masturbating-Noiselessly-At-Night-While-Crying-Under-Bedsheets.

What I can't confirm (YET!), is that "Jar" actually died 3-and-a-half years ago...





EDIT - He's also the co-owner/co-founder of Milo & Jar's Anti-American In-and-Out House of Nuggitz & Cheeze.

EDIT EDIT - Hi, Rosie! How's Fish. Hope he's not in Iraq!
- sub-EDIT - Or Afghanistan! Fuck, America's in a tight spot!!

EDIT EDIT EDIT - Hi, Retard! How's the butt-hole?!

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT - Snowmane's dead?! What the fuck?!