A Joke

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  1. Vyenna

    Vyenna New Member

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    Penetrating eyes? I knew you could have a penetrating stare, or gaze, or look... But eyes?
     
  2. Telcontar

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    Makes you wonder why HoL gets all of the fucking queers.....
     
  3. SirGarrickStout

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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm half starfish and as I'm sure you know all beastmen/non-humans on the planet are entitled to minions.

    And DE everyone knows that you're me and I'm you, the continuation of the planet depends on it.
     
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    Heh, I remember when you two almost split, that was wild. I think I still have a scar.
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

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    For some reason, the split caused a generation of mentally challenged dogmen that were coincidentally immortal. They just will not shut up!
     
  7. Telcontar

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    So is the theory correct that if you are both in the same place at the same time, the world will basically be destroyed?
     
  8. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Yeah, so for my own sake I'm not willing to try it.
     
  9. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Not for the sake of anybody else, just your own sake?
     
  10. Blinky969

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    What do you think this is, a philanthropy convention?
     
  11. Dark Elf

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    For my sake too, albeit technically that does count as doing it for his own sake in Richard's case.
     
  12. Grossenschwamm

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    If I'm undarstanding this correctly, if one of you has sex, then both of you have gotten lucky?
     
  13. mathboy

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    But both of them also didn't get lucky.

    So unless they both do it at the same time, they can never be happy (kind of like me, only I don't have someone to blame for it like they do).
     
  14. Grossenschwamm

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    It's not your fault that girls don't expect your green nakedness. One would think, in this day and age, we would've grown past our misconceptions of skin-color.
     
  15. Dark Elf

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    It's not the skin color, it's the yellowing tusks, coarse hair, unstylish makeup (war paintings are so out of fashion), scars and bad taste in music which isn't metrosexual enough to get all the good chics, and the trailer trash ones are already occupied.
     
  16. Vorak

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    mathboy, read my advice and consider it carefully.
     
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    What advice? I hope it wasn't in that romantic PM you sent a while ago, because I'm doing my best to read it one of these days, and hopefully I will.
     
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