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  1. sanderino

    sanderino New Member

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    I welcome! Hello!
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  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    This seems like a good time to interject that my right testicle is larger and hangs lower than the left, though both are equally hairy.

    And since we're on the subject, if you wipe back to front, your nuts will smell like poop. Always wipe front to back.
     
  4. Frigo

    Frigo Active Member

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    Once I wanted to make soup. I took a bag of soup powder (or how it is called) into a pot full of water. I placed it on the cooker, and went back to the computer. Next thing I became aware of was a thick streak of smoke. I had just successfully charred the soup.
     
  5. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I get this feeling that Japes and Frigo just might be spambots...
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    Sorry Frigo, there should be two smilies, and one of them should be a link.
     
  8. Frigo

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    Yeah, you are right man! :):)

    1 smiley (altough it contains a link):
    Yeah, you are right man!
    I think you are right guys!

    2 smiley:
    kewl topic guys
    Good topic! Very useful!
    Yeah, i absolutely agree with you
    LOL what a cute boy in the forest aware of bears

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    * Butterflies taste with their feet.
    * A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
    * On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
    * Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
    * Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
    * Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
    * It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
    * Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
    * It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
    * The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building
    * A snail can sleep for three years.
    * The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
    * All polar bears are left-handed.
    * An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    * Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
     
  9. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    You know, he actually just gave us a reason to ban him. Should we?
     
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    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    You stupid bastard! Elephants are the only *mammals* that can't jump. Goddamn ignorant dipshit.
     
  12. Frigo

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    You only want to cover that you also wanted to lick your elbow.





    (Anyway, I didn't bother with translation, looked up with google)
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Just admit that you suck and be done with it.
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Frigo, until you can come to terms with the truth, yours shall be a hollow and lonely existence.
     
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    How can his existance be hollow if it's so full of crap?
     
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    first of all, i tried to lick my elbow.

    secondly, whales can't jump, either.
     
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    And Rosie just burned everyone.

    You copied and pasted that, I've seen it before.

    You thinks you know polar bears?
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    All polar bears are ambidextrous.
    All polar bears hate you.
    Polar bears act cute sometimes to lure men closer so they can eat them.
    Polar bears also act cute to lure women closer so they can screw them.
    Polar bears have bad eyesight, and rarely know if a women is attractive until they're within 30 feet.
    Polar bears hate unattractive women.
    Polar bears can smell fear.
    And cowardice.
    And asparagus.
    Polar bears can lick their elbows.
    Polar bears can not only jump, they can swim and fly aeroplanes.
    Grizzly bears are really only African polar bears that migrated.
    Polar bears invented God.
    Polar bears also invented Alaska, gunpowder, the theory of gravity, algebra, whiskey, irrigation, game theory, the uncertainty principle, legos, rubber bands, and those little ties they use to close loaves of bread.
    Polar bears wipe front to back.
    They use seals.
     
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    Who cant lick their elbow?

    Maybe whales cant jump, but sharks can.
     
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