Me and Milo were chatting on #TA-Regulars recently and something went down that we feel the need share with the rest of the forumers. Suffice to say the story is "hilarious". <Milo> My girlfriend is fucked up. <Jinxed> why? <Milo> She's weird too <Milo> She's a fucked up weirdo <Jinxed> ?? <Jinxed> explain <Milo> well, we were having sex the other night. <Jinxed> *rubs hands* <Milo> And things started getting a little kinky <Milo> So I bit her nipple <Jinxed> *presses record button on tape recorder* <Milo> Then she farted and flew out the window. <Jinxed> flew out the window? <Milo> Yep, she farted and flew out the window. <Jinxed> how high was the window? <Jinxed> she jumped out? <Milo> No. She flew <Milo> That's it. <Milo> I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window. <Jinxed> what do you mean FLEW? like raised her wings and flew? Levitated? <Jinxed> ??? <Milo> No, like she was propelled out the window by the strength of the fart. It was weird, man. <Jinxed> !topic I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window. (%) ChanServ changes topic to 'I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window.' -ChanServ- Topic is now 'I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window.'. <Jinxed> now thats a topic! <Jinxed> lol <Milo> I found her the next day in the bushes <Jinxed> we will be getting some strange pople in here really fast <Jinxed> >??? <Milo> Well, she did fly out the window afterall <Jinxed> !topic DUDE! C"MON! (%) ChanServ changes topic to 'DUDE! C"MON!' -ChanServ- Topic is now 'DUDE! C"MON!'. <Jinxed> !topic DUDE! C'MON! (%) ChanServ changes topic to 'DUDE! C'MON!' -ChanServ- Topic is now 'DUDE! C'MON!'. <Milo> DUDE! C'MON! CHANGE IT BACK! <Jinxed> why didn't you get her when she "flew " out? <Milo> Why bother? <Jinxed> hehe <Jinxed> true <Milo> It's not like she was going to go anywhere? <Jinxed> well she IS your girl friend <Jinxed> what did she say? <Milo> She WAS <Milo> She doesn't say much <Jinxed> but you said my girlfriend is fucked up <Milo> She squeaks sometimes <Jinxed> ??? <Jinxed> boy <Milo> She IS fucked up. <Milo> Would a normal girl do that shit? <Jinxed> how did she become your girlfriend in the first place? <Jinxed> fart or fly? <Milo> I picked her up at a store. <Jinxed> fart or fly? <Milo> Fart or fly? <Jinxed> you said Would a normal girl do that shit? <Milo> Oh, both. Would a normal girl fart and fly out the window? <Jinxed> a normal girl farts <Jinxed> but not many fly <Milo> not like this she doesnt' <Milo> not like this they don't, I mean <Jinxed> like how did she fart? like a big one or a small secret agent? <Milo> Like a big huge long exhalation of air. <Milo> Imagine the sound of a balloon deflating <Jinxed> BTW: If I would fart in bed I would probably fly out the window too <Jinxed> !topic I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window. (%) ChanServ changes topic to 'I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window.' -ChanServ- Topic is now 'I bit her tit. She farted and flew out the window.'. <Milo> I was rubbing up against her. *squeak squeak* Then I bit her tit. She let out a real long powerful blast and flew out the window. She landed in the bushes where I found her the next day. <Milo> She was dead. :sad: <Jinxed> I really thought superman could only fly... <Jinxed> she wsdead? <Milo> Of course, no one could survive that! <Jinxed> WTF??? <Jinxed> I have a feeling you are fucking with me and I do not like it <Milo> Dude, if you flew out the window and landed in some bushes, you'd be dead too. <Jinxed> so she is dead <Milo> Yeah, but she'll get better. <Milo> I can fix her up <Jinxed> how can she get better if she is dead <Milo> I need to patch that titty <Jinxed> fuck you <Milo> ??? <Milo> That was uncalled for <Jinxed> you had me going there <Milo> heh <Jinxed> really <Milo> I wish I knew how to log this <Jinxed> too bad <Milo> how do I log this shit? <Milo> DUDE! C'MON! <Jinxed> as I said: fuck you! <Milo> DUDE! <Milo> DUDE! LOG! Joins: Jarinor [4 users] ChanServ sets mode: +v Jarinor <ChanServ> [Jarinor] Some things in life you can't help, the rest you can avoid <Jinxed> hehe <Jarinor> g'day <Jinxed> Jar the unwashed has arrived <Milo> Jarinor <Milo> !! <Milo> You just missed the best story. <Jarinor> how did you know I'm unwashed? <Jarinor> damn! <Milo> How do I log conversations? Jinxed won't tell me. <Jarinor> just copy paste... <Milo> That's it? <Jarinor> that's the only way I can think of... Milo was kicked by Jinxed (noooooooooooooooooooo) <Jinxed> hahahaahah <Jinxed> no one will get it now!!!!!!!!!!!1 <Jarinor> you evil bitch...call me evil... Joins: Milo [4 users] ChanServ sets mode: +o Milo <Milo> fuck hole! <Jinxed> hhahaahahaha <Jinxed> no log <Milo> Now I can't log it. Any thoughts?
Jinxed, I'm sorry man, but you are TRULY dense. Milo must have been pissing himself after the first few heavy hints didn't take hold. Then again, he DOES have a lot more experience with synthetic lifeforms in bed.
Jinxed, man, You didn't get what Milo was talking about???? :lol: He was meaning his girlfriend was a blow up doll!!!!!!
Damn Jinxed you should've guessed it. Especially knowing that being such a pervert Milo couldn't find a real girl that wouldn't run screaming. :grin:
haha, it's funny 3 posts in a row begin with my name. People is was Milo talking dirty... Not me. Instead you put your attention to the fact that I did not guess it. Nevermind the fact that Milo was boinking a love doll recently..... It's normal. Ha
Well, that's what is so funny. The fact that you really thought that if you bit a woman on the titty, she would fart and fly out the window....
I think Jinxed knows that by now...the logs after the conversation were mildly interesting as well...
Heh, hat's funny.... at least when I realized its a doll, Jinxed got a number on u there Milo...u live up to ur Sig man!! :lol:
