A Few Good Quotes

Im rather fond of these quotes.

You sissy fucks need to stop being so politically correct and all "oooh, child's welfare is being harmed!"

Note to self: Cross mathboy at every opportunity.

Is being condescending a tip you picked up from The Idiot's Guide to Internet Message Boards?

Now get the sand out of your vagina, try and close your slutbag hole before what passes for your brain leaks out and stains the hobo clothes you're wearing

Rosie, have you ever heard of SPERM DONATIONS? Just get fish to go to one of those 'clinics' and should he die, blow all your cash in a futile attempt to have another one of his babies.

I come back and it seems everyone comes back.
Good old, old, old skool members........ Pissants.........

 

Um.... okay.... color me confused >.<

 

It's HWLFP.

A dirty abomination that has plagued these forums off and on for some time. Don't bother talking to it, it will only make you stupider.

 

oh great... another zombie that couldn't stay in his grave...

 

What's HWLFP?

 

I think someone accused me of being something represented by initials once.

 

Right. Time to start working on that new Basilisk Eye recipe. Hey Puppy, wanna help me kill a big-ass evil lizard?

 

I'm game. I need something to do.
The koalas are staying away from your house for some reason.

 

Yes, well, what do you expect? If I catch them, I use them to test my recipes, and if anyone else catches them they get either eaten or squeezed for oil.

Anyways. Let's go kill us a big evil petrification lizard! _

 

Sic 'em!

 

I've been meaning to go get some more, since my stash of koala has walked away *eyes DarkFool*, but that can wait.

Let's go get Basilisk!!
I hope they taste better than Iguana.

 

Xiao and Puppy, I shall help you with the killing of this lizard. Let me cast some spells, and use my deadly longsword.

 

I'm afraid it can only be chased away by the BanHammer, and then only temporarily.

 

I'll set up a Basilisk Hunt in the RPG forum over the weekend, shall I?

 

While he is a pest, everytime his name gets mentioned I still have visions of those pictures of Frigo....and it hurts.

 

That's true, the visions of Frigo's butt is not good for someone's mind.

 

You know, luckily, I managed to miss that saga. I thought HWLFP was just a gay joke oriented at him. There actually were pictures of Frigo?

 

Then you are one of those, who were lucky for not seeing those pictures.

Yes, there were pictures of Frigo's ass.

Noooo!