A Bit More Trolling of an Anti-US Flavour

Turkeys will stare at the sky when it's raining until they drown from inhaling raindrops. We can kill them. Darwin would approve.

 

Psssst. Old wive's tale.

 

It can happen, but not to Wild Turkeys, just the ones at farms.

 

Whats wrong with whaling? Whale is good. Fried in a pan, with potatoes and sauce and typper. And then you need a nice bottle of red wine. For dessert you have choclate mousse... okay now i´m hungry.
But seriously what is wrong with whaleing? Just so you know. There is a huuuuge difference between whaling now, and whaling fifty years ago. the whales we hunt is not an endangered species, the population is kept firmly under controll, we only hunt a few hundred a year. Whats wrong with it?

 

It's my view on hunting. You want to kill a bear, go fight it with a buck knife. You want to harpoon a whale, go swim up to it with a spear. See if you can catch a few hundred whales a year then.

 

It's okay if you eat all it's meat, and make things from the rest I guess

 

So meat for native americans... sounds like a great initiative.

 

The problem is you all just don't get it. There are just too many people in the world. Solve this issue!

 

Fine, I propose past-late term abortions. Kill everyone under 5.

 

Whales! The secret scourge of the seven seas! If it weren't for the Norweigans being aware of this we would never have been able to get them under control, but thanks to them and the Japanese, there's only a few thousand left. Man, am I sure glad that those plankton-scooping horrors aren't sustaining the ecosystem anymore!

 

They'd all choke to death on microscopic plastic anyway. You know, that thin layer that is slowly but surely overrunning that wonderful film of algae that surfaces the ocean anyway. Someday it won't be bioluminescent algae, it will be ground up ninja turtles and mcdonald's beverage lids, and milk jugs.

 

When than bear can shoot a gun back at than hunter then it will be fair. Caveman have to hunt to live, we raise cattle and chickten,turkey to eat when we need meat.

 

Charles, and where are these whale farms?

I don't know if I agree with whaling, and I know overfishing in general is an enormous problem, possibly not in Scandinavia where you can't find a decent thing to eat that didn't once have scales, but everywhere else, yea. But come on Charles. Whale farms?

 

As long as it is controlled, I don't see anything wrong with it.

 

I said nothing about whale farm. Have you ever read Deep Range by Auther C. Clark than science fiction writer.

 

No it won't be fair, the bear is strong we are smart, it's fair. Evolution should have made them smart if they were to compete with mankind.

When the bear invents a gun and learns to use it I'll accept it, but not until then, by hunting the bears we speed up evolution since the bears who don't invent guns die.

We are just animals, if you told a bear not to kill you cause you weren't furry do you think it'd listen? The animals who are endangered aren't natural anymore, they should die just like the dinosaurs, but homosexuals aren't endangered (yet?) so therefor they ar natural.

 

Maybe if we didn't tear down everything we came across then evolution could keep up. Evolution is proven to take place over an extremely long period of time. We went from ball and shot guns to hand held machine guns that fire at an unbelievable rate in 100 years. How the hell do you expect nature to keep up with that?

 

It was nature that made us like that, it made us too powerful, now it'll have to take the consequenses or speed up evolution, something that we probably will help it with soon when we know more about genetics, and in the end we'll die and everyone will be happy .

 

I notice that noone has come upp with a good argument against whaling.

 

I came up with one for, does that count?