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An excellent question. Ask your parents and get back to us.

 

Sssslllllllaaaammmmm!

 

I don't drink coffee, but I can't function without my orange Fanta (one of the few soda flavors we have to choose from). I drink about 6-7 cans a day. I'm beginning to think I might have a problem.

And that dog looks like it was made out of scrotums.

 

So does xento, but nobody ever kiss him. Poor xento.

 

This poor scrotum-monster has a better grasp of the English language than you do, spunk-magnet.

 

A word ending in a double 's' is pluralized by adding 'es' at the ending and retaining the original end. Kiss become kisses, and miss become misses.
The more you know!

Wolf, stop trying, xento's killing you. Spunk-magnet isn't even that funny, and it's still ten times better than saying he's made of scrotums. That's stupid like your mom when she let your dad go in raw.

 

Now I remember why I love you.

 

Oh, whatever. One nill to xento, I guess. And Blinks, you don't have to lecture me in english.

 

O.K.
For as long as I've been here, I can still find myself surprised at what I see in the forums.

 

On a related note, donkey punches have been linked to memory loss. Maybe you should consider a reformation of your sexual habits before you are unable to remember whether or not AIDS are bad.

 

Well, maybe if you didn't hit so hard, we wouldn't have this problem.

 

If he pulls his punches, how will we learn anything?

 

Well, I sure would remember more if that was the case...

 

I vote we change Xento's picture to a big hammer, and his title to "prepare for anal rupture."

 

You know, it might be more poingant to leave his avatar the same.
Either that or make it a railroad spike.

 

Here's what Xento needs for an avatar:

 

You know what? That would fit best with the whole "Prepare for anal rupture" thing.

 

Like what exactly?

 

Jeez mr speed. Just as I was editing it. Quick pull your nipple out, its time for me to feed.