Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vorak, Sep 22, 2006.
Richard Vorak, I salute you.
Yea, I don't show up every day. I'll smash a plethora of posts on the place, then leave for a month or three.
That's hard enough, mind you. Getting mauled by the neighbor's dog doesn't really help too much with my typing.
How did a giant radioactive lizard get mauled by a dog?
It was one of those big scary poodle-saurous dogs.
Run Grossen, Run!!
Well, if you've seen that pile-of-suck movie, The Hulk, directed by Ang Lee, you may remember the giant radioactive hulk-dogs. Apparrently, one of them was real. The poodle.
Poodles are EVIL! And they'll bite you for no damn reason. I've noticed little sh*t-dogs will bite you quicker than any big dog. Between a poodle and a rott, I'll take my chances with the rott.
My mom's dog is a violent nasty little animal that has drawn blood and attacked children, but she wont get rid of it! Foul monster....
What's that mess behind it? The remains of a hairy child?
Little dogs are really annoying, what with the rabid temper and demeanor an the looks of an overgrown rat.
Congrats Vorak, you spammer you.
I bet she is... and that fucking dog too. Yea, I hate small dogs. One of my ex's had a dog that loved to pop her bedroom door open when were enjoying ourself, and bite my ass. VERY painful if it's your bare ass. I've had two tetnus shots thanks to that fuckin animal.
Paris Hiltons dog looks like something you would put in a microwave and see if it explodes.
That works on snakes, not dogs.
Have you tried with a dog?
*Maximus' unmuzzles his CN canine from hell, darkfool becomes the Dogs Breakfast*
That's the ugliest half-rodent I've ever seen in my life.
At this rate, it'll be quite some time before I hit 1000, much less 2000 posts. Being in a combat zone does put a damper on the forum activity. Mostly because I work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. I never know what day it is becuase it doesn't matter. The weekend is no closer on Thursday than Monday, so every day might as well be Monday. And I don't like dogs much, but what I really hate are UAV's that fly over my hut at 3 in the morning. They sound like pissed off weed-eaters.
Anyway, happy 2000th post Dick. I'm going to bed.
Whoa. For the first time, I feel really sorry for you Japes (sorry if I've missed something here). Anyway, I hope you get home soon.
Makes me proud to be a civilian. =]
How long was that dog dead?
Looks to me like a fox terrier with a serious case of mange, periodontis, and cataracts. There's no way a living dog would let you touch its face with its own foot in that way, especially since it looks like it was in a copious amount of pain. I may have nightmares from the look of that dog's face.
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