2 headed cow born near nucular meltdown.

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  1. techyguy

    techyguy New Member

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    I take a break from playing Arcanum WIP:6.0, only to see on local news that 2 headed cow was born.

    I live within 25 miles of 3 Mile Island Power Plant.

    Google 3 Mile Island. Bramin steak anyone?
     
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    Muro Well-Known Member

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    See what you have done?
     
  3. techyguy

    techyguy New Member

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    Still in womb.

    Me? It was all thanks to a faulty signal, that almost caused 3 Mile Island to go Nuclear Boom.

    Fact: Signal said too much water in Core
    Reality: No water was left in Core

    I couldn't make that kind of mess until after I was born.
     
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    Yay! Nucular meltdown! We know now that techyguy is actually George W. Bush! =P
     
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    I know about them, and I know about Dan Quayle. Gosh, that guy couldn't even get his ideas straight.

    "The future will be better, tomorrow!"

    And I was just joking around with the word "nucular" on the title =P
     
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    Ahhh, George W. Bushisms. I need to get that DVD out again, it kept me giggling for days.

    2-Headed cow? Well fuck, I do believe we're all screwed.
     
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    Are you seriously creating a news thread on my forum without showing enough human decency to throw in a bloody link to the event in question?
     
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    That link had been complete if only Blinky had been a two-headed polar bear, preferably one with a drinking problem akin to Iorek in The Golden Compass.
     
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    You're stupid for thinking 3 Mile Island incident was caused by a faulty signal. It was caused by a battle between Sabretooth, Wolverine, and Deadpool, and everybody knows that.
     
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    The movie version of Wade Wilson was picture-perfect. Ryan Reynolds is even a professing Deadpool fan. Nobody gets the fast-talking corny smartmouth thing down like Reynolds does.

    The movie version of Deadpool, on the other hand, was an abomination. I like to pretend that the last thirty minutes of the film never happened.
     
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    Be quiet Grakelin, around here we are under strict penalty of death to ever mention that. Ahh crap, I mean

    I do not know what you are talking about. That is just weird. We all know that the towers are still fine. One of them just almost went chernobyl, because of "A Signal Problem."
     
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    Had to laugh at Grakelin's comment. As for Deadpool, I was a fan myself, the fight scene was awesome however what they did to him was atrocious.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Well, if memory serves, that 'creation' story they made for Deadpool is completely concocted, and has no relation to the comics.
     
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