I like to think I have the literary capacity of at least a 5th grader, comparing my writing to a monkey or perhaps some sort of insightful parrot...
If I choose to shave an ape, pay for laser hair removal, pay for lip tattoos to give her a human looking mouth, forge a passport and birth...
I did say "perhaps" the best democracy on Earth - you can't beat that kind of unassailable ambiguity. I do see what you're saying. Then again, it...
Then admittedly, that would suck.
Honestly I didn't realise it was that much of a coup, and driven so much by a fairly semantics based argument. It does seem like it would be...
That's not true - dwarves do that pretty well. Give them Beaten with an Ugly Stick, two Charged Rings and the Mysterious Dwarvern Gauntlets and...
So I really like the strong codification of the American political system, and beyond that your strong codification of government under a formal...
So to pick at the old gay* scab (and because that phrase has the power to conjure horrible imagery in almost anyone's head), what do people think...
I can see what you're saying, but I'm too lazy to change it now. I'll leave you with some more fruit of my mental loins: I shagged a woman...
I'll never forget the day when I went into a deserted classroom to cry during lunch break. After about half an hour, another kid in a wooly hat...
If anyone was going to eat my child Zanza, I'm glad it's you.
Just watched Jurassic World - easily one of the best films I've seen all year. Self-aware of the franchise and itself as a movie without being...
Xyle reminds me of Durance.
It's a sad day when Dracula dies. Good afternoon.
I suppose, but I had the means to make a lot of money - I thought that would enough to get by. Turns out it wasn't, as I said I got to Caladon yet...
Honestly, and in the crude and belligerent state in which I often find myself disagreeable when I address these forums late at night, I don't feel...
That does work, here was me thinking the website wasn't working for months. Thanks very much!
[MEDIA] I just had sex with a cup of tea. That was the message - right guys?
Weird, I still get a "Your connection is not private" warning on Chrome (and Safari also seems to not load the page), and have done for some...
'Twas good. To clarify - I did feel the need to explain that I preferred Mad Max to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Good evening.
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