You can't mean that. And don't worry, I'm sure we'll have beautiful children.
She wouldn't be the first girl to claim to be carrying Jungle Junior without first getting sexed up by my Jungle Junk.
A girl stabbed me in the eye with a lip gloss wand once. It was glittery and smelled of maple syrup. My vision was blurred for a couple days.
I'm thinking of playing as Tony Stark.
I'm thinking small-scale. Like a conflict over access to a newly discovered mineral deposit (gold, platinum, diamonds, whatever). Could be between...
Is there going to be a separate thread for characters, or should we post them here?
Well, since Arthgon is out, count me in. And if anyone has questions pertaining to the U.S. military or modern military operations, ask and I'll...
OH $NAP! You just got called out by a spambot!
This RP should be fun to read. Like watching an especially bad Van Damme movie.
Never heard that one before...
Personally, I will never again join a RP that includes Arthgon. Because Blackbeard wasn't a joke at all. Blackbeard was highly consistent with...
Shiver me timbers, Arthgon strikes again! [img]
If you whip your kids and they still act like hell, or they become emotionally scarred, you're probably doing it wrong. I don't have kids, so...
I'm still here, counting down the days and months. Regarding the recent shoot-down, it was a Chinook in eastern Afghanistan. If you hear of a...
Since when was discipline supposed to be pleasant? You don't learn to do the right thing by getting off easy when you do the wrong thing. I tend...
I joined the army.
I'm just gonna keep playing Dwarf Fortress on my laptop for ten more months.
Been up north for a couple days now. Shortly before I arrived on this FOB, the cook ran out of cooking oil and so decided that pine oil (that's...
Slap yourself Wobbler. You must post a joke when posting in the joke thread. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin for the...
Not much to tell really, just flying my ass off doing air assault missions and moving people up and down RC West. I have logged 76 flight hours...
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