Wow you homos. What's up Calis, long time no see. Why'd you give up the ganja, man? Just because you have weak will in one area doesn't mean...
Did it leave you retarded?
Heh, 45 calibers of comfort. Beretta's are fun little contraptions, glock's are so much cooler though. All types of gizmos to make it fire...
Wow... and I am pleased.
Might need some tweaking, but then again, so do most things related to masturbation calculation.
Dude, I'm right there with you, I love this place too much to leave it to these jackals.
Here's what you do: Take the difference between her hips and her ass, the -24-36 on an hourglass woman. Then you add 1 for every cup size, A,...
Heh, true enough, but I have big hands. What do you prefer as a handgun, then? I'm all about a Glock and a Desert, depending on the situation.
One of the qualifications for the terror watch list is actually overly vocal support of the Bill of Rights, specifically the 1st, 4th, and 5th...
Yea, proper tools... I prefer Ben Franklin's way of putting it: "Any nation that would trade it's freedom for security will neither attain, nor...
Desert Eagle.
The patriot act. We've been technically under martial law for some time now. Not that you'd ever see that on the news. It's nothing like...
You don't have a desert too for backup?
Really? From who? The citizens of the U.S. piss me off sometimes, we should be rioting in the streets right now, and yet, it sounds vaguely like...
Only by allowing you to remain in my presence.
Cancer... bullets... same difference in the end.
You're confusing perv with expert in related topics.
Heh, don't worry Dick, Japes is just an asshole looking for company. That's what extended tours do to a man.
You might not have, but someone did.
Think bra sizes.
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