Those people who seem the most normal seem to end up being the biggest weirdos.
You started being a och slutar early then.
Why would you need the swedish word for it. Are we speaking swedish?
Oh, wow, that is right, I have typo-ed. For this grave offense to the community, I will consider sharing (communism) any pictures I may receive...
Vyenna and Frigo... I can see the half-retarded spelling nazis now...
Yes, I've heard of communism.
Yea, update the pictures already, I wanted to see Lizzy hurl. EDIT: Cool, Bunny quoted me. Does that mean I get more boob pictures?
No, it's saying that people who don't live up to all your racially-based and largely arbitrary standards should be killed. Fucking hobbit nazis...
Well, why don't you tell us, you're the most in touch with your inner dildo.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is that why they somehow ended up walking to a volcano with a wizard who could have easily killed everything they met, but for some reason chose...
Way to be all esoteric and bitingly philosophical. Must have a lot of time to think about things like that while you get your ass stretched out....
So he's a mutant, giant hobbit, works for me. So... Sam and Frodo, they were... you know, ass acquaintences, butt buddies, cock cravers, right?
Well, in the rare event, I usually just buy a Hefty garbage bag and a rubber band.
Pimp juice? More like ho sauce, dribbled over a side of mashed dreams abandonned in favor of six second glory rides.
Wait, wobbler's a midget? Cool, we were shy a hobbit.
For that last sentence, you graduate.
Tip #2: Celebrities If they're snoody, they're probably out of your league anyway, or they think they are; breaking through stuck up bitches...
Heh, I'm giong to start numbering these. Tip #1: If the girl likes dogs, at least convince her that you like dogs too. It helps if you do, but...
Yea, nah, don't worry, I just ate yours.
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