Mmmm KFP... Anyway, it is a small tragedy when something dies, but from a strictly philosophical point of view, death is an inevitable state...
Tobacco'll kill ya. I try not to smoke anything I'm too similar to.
Vodka... Only problem is that cleaning becomes a pain in the ass. Wow I'm fucking drunk right now.
Photoshop much?
True, but sinking might be another disadvantage to water sports in chainmail.
I bet, that's the one nice plus about them, but my method simply involves packing a bowl and puffing. Or rolling one up, which I can do...
Well, I'm fairly sure running around a party getting hammered while your twin peaks poke through isn't going to get them cut off; you might...
Actually it's not defamation since she's not a public persona in any way, nor would she have a professional image to uphold, it might actually...
If I manage to snap any I'll send em your way, tits for tats as it were. She's a little camera shy.
No, I was going to upload pictures of my cutlery set, Japes. Of course I mean smoking utensils.
Technically no, but still kinda maybe yes. Oh, and beer will be fine, thank you.
You don't use water with those, you might use charcoal, altogether too much of a hassle for my preferences, although the taste is quite nice when...
For day one, not at all, but it's really about the per day average when the man in purple with a feather in his hat comes around.
Ah, the dreaded b word. I can only take solace in the fact that my girl's ass is to asses what your boobs are to boobs. And that is solace enough.
Bong: A waterpipe used for smoking weed. Oh shit, class in five minutes. Heh: Short term memory: Something you don't have when you smoke weed.
Um... narc-alert much? Weed usually in my pipe/blunt/joint/bong, in my pocket/car/helicopter/jetski. Was late leaving for class due to getting...
I'd love to be-headed by those. *chest*cough*rimshot* Ok, enough stupidity: I have good news, I think Bree's learning. It's like that...
That's good, this is progress, now can we talk about something funny, or do we need to start delving into you're relationship with your mother?...
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