An ambitious young gamer named Philes Played with too many character styles. He ran low on money, 'Til a wise man said "Sonny, Don't buy games,...
Jarinor and Snowmane are back? Good morning.
A hippy who styled himself "ytzk" Would constantly sound pessimistic. "The environment's dying," "Politicians are lying," "And I'm obviously klnd...
The House Of Lords' favourite Asian Was accused of forum evasion. "She's gone" they all cried, But she calmly replied, "No, I still check in on...
There once was an Elf who was Dark, His fists were as brittle as bark. In a fight with a tree, He came second, you see. So now his main weapon is...
A weird pervert whose first name was Jojo Had a surname that sounded like "bobo". A chemist by day, With not enough pay, So at night he sucked...
An old fellow they called "Jungle Japes" Spent his days among military apes. But each evening he'd stare At a game forum, where They debated the...
Endless red desert. Everything wants to kill you. Australia sucks. Is that better, yeetsy?
Ah, haiku. On a previous Arcanum board, there was a moment when one of the denizens, "Azira", had a bad breakup with his girlfriend, so I wrote...
I hadn't heard of this before, but when I started reading your post I immediately thought of Battlecruiser 3000AD.
So... you're saying... I should watch those TV shows? Good morning.
Did Dark Elf's doctor change his meds today or something? Good morning.
Talking of mildly insane, it makes me mildy insane when people call the hash symbol "hashtag". No. A hashtag is a hash symbol, followed by a...
Have you checked to see if you have an ad blocker installed? It might be interfering with the site.
This happened to me with a different icon, in a different game. I can't remember the game right now, or the icon that I was mis-seeing, but it...
We have "yeah no" in English too, so I see right through your obfuscatory machinations. I can read you like a book, old chap. And a cheap...
Still no wifi in the wilderness, eh?
Ah, I've missed ytzk's sunny outlook on life. Good morning.
So there have actually been some complaints? I guess I'm so entrenched in my liberal (and apparently feminine) bubble that I never see the...
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that a female Doctor Who will not mark the end of civilization. Good morning.
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