I think I have the sickest joke (the thread seems to be turning in this direction): A man is leading a little boy into the woods. Boy:...
I'm different, just like everybody else.
I didn't say it, but I did have a poo the other day that was a real work of art. And it wasn't submissive at all. It fought back. Just thought...
If you put one CP into Fire and one into Earth, you will eventually be able to boost yourself to 20 STR and 16 DEX or vice-versa. Seems like a...
They'd all be shot the moment they entered Montana.
So...when are you returning to the RPG? No pressure or anything, but I'll make fun of you if you don't get over there soon.
"Fine, but if it lands on heads, which way do ewe want to go?" The coin plummeted toward the cobblestones.
Get Expert training in Shrouded Hills from Doc Roberts. I don't think DEX has much to do with firing a gun. It's all about Skill and Perception.
Not sure what you mean by battle-mage. When I fly solo, I use Fire and Earth spells to boost my strength before fights.
Welcome back!
The Sheriff was silent for a change. Well, he had already decided to go with me, so it was all up to Baah-Ha-Mut, the Sheep God, now. "Call it...
Arathorn means the chest you would use the Iron Key on. Sorry, Arathorn, but it had been a while since the original question was asked. :smile:
The Elf (BloodBane?) and I hunched our way into the tunnel. The darkness was complete, except for the faint glimmer of the Sword and the...
The Gnome bowed low and I nearly lost it. The sweet gases were still having an effect on me. Maybe. "Greetings to you, Pentalope. I am Feldon...
The Helm confers Magic Apptitude as well as evil alignment. Even when you remove it from your follower, their alignment and MA stay changed. If...
Yum.
She's wearing the Helm of Darkness, or some such name, that you retrieved from the castle in Ashbury.
I don't feel bitter about the situation, and I don't blame the refugees for the conditions in Miami. How can you blame someone for trying to make...
Piss Magnus off until if you piss him off one more time he'll leave. Then give him some Snuff and his disposition will improve.
Well, the gun shop changes its bill of goods now and then. You could advance time to the next day, shop, advance time, et cetera. I can't...
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