Also, Nag-a-hoes, Spear-Chunkers = Black People Reminds me of a joke. What do you call that black stuff between an elephant's toes?...
I, on the other hand, would kiss you, Jar. Full tounge, even. No, he sounds like a responsible omnivore. One that likes meat, but realizes...
Heh, now that's funny. "Hey, what do you do for a living now?" "I blow dildos."
I want to see the happy baby that DU gave to everyone. I am feeling rather horny, and I think that would just do me good. Reminds me of a...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He sat up with a grin, Wiped the cum off his chin, And said, "If...
[img] Freakin' wow. Call me out-of-touch, but I didn't know they made glass dildos. This reminds me of that dream I had where I was a girl,...
[img] I'm Peter Parker. Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peckers.
Coons, Shadows, Spooks, Darkies, Blue-Gums = Black people Sand Niggers, Dune Coons, Towel Heads, Diaper Heads, True-Believers = Arabs...
Hey, Jar, when you first put in to be an admin, I was against the idea, because I pretty much couldn't stand you. Since you've become empowered,...
Hey, there's nothing short about me. I just wanted to make sure you got the full hilt of the story. Didn't want to leave you feeling shafted....
No it wouldn't. How can you put a price on searing pain and agony, humiliation, and God knows what else this poor woman suffered? Why not give...
I've seen that list before, Dark Elf. It had this extra tidbit: Lions will mate up to 90 times in one day. (Still envy the pig though. I'd...
I think that anyone dumb enough to spill a fuckload of hot coffee on their smelly bits ought to have their ass kicked, and have to pay us...
Dude, critique her all you want. Don't you remember those days, back when you and I were 14-ish and horny as hell? Hump any hole that stunk, we...
I was referring to your post, silly. When you said, "your demeanor puts people off..." Oh, and yeah, Sleek is right. A chubby is a...
Fucking double post...
UP yours.
Dude. If that is your teacher, she is one fine woman. I would try to hit it, even if you are 14, and still have floppy cock. You could at least...
You kiddin? Your demeanor is what does it for me. Gives me chubby.
Evillllll..... 'Suuuuppppp...... Bout time you come back dude. I've been so melancholy in your absence, even my goats have started to suffer...
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