Why does the bride wear white? So she'll match the rest of the appliances.
I was going to make a witty reply supporting briefs, but Aries has done it for me. Well said, ol' chap.
Long time, no doubt. Fish, I'm retard. Glad to meet you. I wasn't posting much when you were around, and didn't really know who you were....
That fucking skittle I dropped. Also, I drive a truck, not el carro. Have to have a trailer ball to haul pigs.
I thought that this all happened on IRC!?!?? That's where I read rosie's reaction, was from IRC. Jinxed showed me the log. I never saw the...
Not a joke, a limerick, but I post in attempts to get this thread back on track. There once was a hermit named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
Thanks for the linkie. The wife was sitting here a few moments ago, when I downloaded the badgerbadgerbadger movie. She watched it, in complete...
I don't know the actual word, but I do know something of it. Jinxed jumped on my ass once, because I made a joke post towards Rosie, and Jinxed...
Someone please link me to the badger badger badger mushroom snake snake movie. I've seen it once, but am fuggered as to where it is or what it was.
Trying to bring everyone in your flame war? What did I ever say to you?
You got about as much chance of getting goatse for your av as xento does getting pussy anytime soon. Human pussy, that is. Anything with 4...
Yes, you are correct. It is in recognizing this weakness, this dependency on another human being for support, and love, that one achieves wisdom...
Man, you guys. If you're gonna have a bitch-fest, due it in one thread. I mean, damn, I was putting forth some pretty intelligent reasonings on...
Jar's point is good. Very good. Still, if we wanted to have a good laugh, we could always go back through all those pictures of zent and his...
No, there's only one of you. We aren't talking about making replicas of yourself, we're talking about YOU going back in time. You're not putting...
Thank you. I also despise PS controllers. "Push square. No, Square. SQUARE, YOU FUCKNUT!" Fuckin' symbols. Next, they'll come out with a...
No. Never the twain shall meet. Think of this: Year 2000. You go back to 1950. This means that during the year 1950, you pop up outta...
If I don't eat breakfast, I will not be worth a shit all day, and very likely may black out. At the least, I will feel light-headed, and weak as...
Jinxer, I read you loud and clear, Boss Hawg, on the control pad issues. The one that come with the console was huge, but it didn't bother me, as...
Yeah, zent, geez. Way to screw up a good run of bad typing.
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