The first SAW was actually pretty clever, though any positive feelings I may have had toward the movie were expunged by the wretchedness of the...
Some of my favorites, in no particular order: Forrest Gump The Princess Bride O brother where art thou? Ben-Hur The Matrix Fight Club...
If the bacon-and-cheese Angus burger was a woman, I would have wet dreams about it.
I would kill a man for a McDouble right now.
My brother is bipolar. In the last ten years, his life has been one crisis after another and he has pretty much managed to piss on every person...
'Byzantium' by Stephen Lawhead.
They all said it was totally awful and they're glad the CIA used it on those terrorist bastards. The funny part was, they brought out like eight...
Hey, a guy has to do something to stay sane out here. Just the other night, my buddies were water-boarding each other, just to see what it was like.
We're prohibited from using any weaponry that causes undue suffering, e.g. flame throwers, anticoagulants, or fragmenting bullets. Hollow-point or...
Trust me, the cost of bullets is a drop in the bucket, practically nothing compared to the cost of the fuel we burn on a daily basis (a blackhawk...
That's why I always grab two extra cans before I take off. It's an M240H, a fully automatic, belt fed, air cooled, gas operated machine gun...
I don't have any fireworks, but what I do have is an endless supply of bullets and a machine gun to shoot them with. I have made it sort of a...
Incongruous, yes, but Americans will welcome any excuse to shoot fireworks. Personally, I was hoping to celebrate by greasing a few dune coons,...
Gross, this is the internet, where physical prowess is irrelevant. Thus, if you are letting yourself be bullied, you are receiving your just...
Who needs school when you've got Wikipedia? That's my philosophy.
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