HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE or in Iraq HAPPY DAY OF POWER. Two months down and five more to go. Today is the Iraqi "day of power" if a muslim is...
Hey everyone, just doing my I'm still alive post. I just got back from 10 days post on a bridge. Its horrible. Theres no running water, only MREs...
I read about those spiders in a Maxim magazine. Yes, Maxim the encyclopdiea britanica of our generation. I've searched everywhere for them but to...
One month down and six more to go. I still haven't blown up yet. Hurray!!! I had to take care of a patient who got hit by an IED. He had a...
Iraq still sucks, they have attempted to blow me up on several occassions; sadly on one attempt we lost a guy, my hate for the people in my humvee...
Iraq sucks, I haven't gotten blown up yet, and I hate the people in my humvee. Oh yeah.....HI.
A Black and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cops. Two Mexicans are in a truck. Who's driving? Border patrol. What do you...
What is this, be mean to Mathboy day? Here let me try. Hey Mathboy, Joe is looking for you. JOE MAMA! HAHAHA.
Can't we live in a world were orcs and polar bears get along?
1285=jedi master, but it looks like my wife wears the geek pants in the family.
And I blame YOU Mr. CharlesBHoff.
So where do you prefer this fist...:)
I just heard from the news that the solar flares are getting so bad that they sometimes hit Earth and decapitate people.
I know what we can do. First we'll bake thousands and thousands of cookies. Each cookie will have the slogan "Save Troika" written in frosting. We...
Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! I take offense to that. I train real hard all freaking day to be able shoot at unarmed woman and children. ill-trained my ass.
A priest walks into a bar. The priest says,"Ow."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,"why the long face."
I just beat Fallout 1. How do you like them apples.
Actually, my sources tell me it was "Allah" his fault.
And we all know how fatty and unhealthy pig iron is. First it's pig iron, than chocolate iron...how far will these solar flares go.Damn solar...
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