I once made a Toad costume from Super Mario Bros. for my daughter for Halloween and she refused to wear it. She hasn't inherited any geekyness...
Rum and coke served in my Pac-man mug. The mug makes all the difference.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.
It does take alot to sexually please me, but I let her go online every once in awhile.
I miss the military, but at the same time it's nice to be out. I haven't had a hair cut or shaved in 3 months. Also on my last day in the military...
Did the new password have to be Ilovecock. Oh look the picture i chose was a mushroom.
Let us all drop what were doing to help you do your homework.
Be careful Japes. I gave my girlfriend a gift once and then we got married.
Hence the title of my topic. The third time should be my last one way or another. Unless I lose a limb or limbs and after much thought I decided...
You just made all the American 18 year olds cry. They have 3 more years until they can buy beer.
I'm considered medical and I'm not allowed to shoot people only treat them. Also it's good to see people are still arguing over stupid...
So I didn't die like I was supposed to and came back safely from Iraq. I feel the people are getting really lazy and don't have the common...
It was 137 degrees yesterday plus all the gear and no air conditioning. So quit crying :cry: .
Nobodie is probally rolling around in his grave.
Last week a marine was fooling around with an ak-47 that we confiscated from an Iraqi and fired off a round inside are hq building almost shooting...
Unless you have spent over 12 hours in a humvee with no air conditioning in full combat gear in Iraq in the middle of summer I don't want to hear...
Plus killing a million clones technically counts as only one person.
Because the English language is retarded. What's the point of silent letters? The word knock could have have 100 silent k's in the front and it...
They're hard to find. I didn't see any last deployment. I've been really lucky this time and found two of the creepy bastards. Don't worry rosie,...
They do have spiders the size of an adults hand. I think those would scare America more than any amount of nerve gas. I tried to keep one as a...
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